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What advice would you have for an lone wolf-like adult male (29) when it comes to making a decent living?

2020.09.25 19:10 ForPOTUS What advice would you have for an lone wolf-like adult male (29) when it comes to making a decent living?

When I am with people, I can be quite sociable and charismatic, but I generally can only handle them in short bursts. Sometimes, once I spend a bit of time with even one other person, I feel drained and need to recharge alone.
I wouldn't necessarily say that the situation described above makes me an introvert though. I think it's more about the fact that I'm not the most expressive person, with my demeanour generally being somewhere between subdued and mellow, so it's not surprising that I'm more of a listener than anything else. Because I usually find myself on the receiving end of a conversation, it just seems as if people tend to blab on and on to me about their problems, thoughts and opinions. This perhaps explains why my energy levels are left feeling depleted after having interacted with most people.
With that said, I've always harboured something of a lone wolf personality, dating back to when I was a child. I always preferred solo or competitive video games versus cooperative games, I do most things, like shopping, eating out, bar and club-hopping on my own. And, if I'm not doing those things then I'm - YOU GUESSED IT - at home alone watching something on YouTube, reading a book, or working on a couple projects of mine.
Now this brings us to the original question, and to play on the lone wolf comparison a bit more: how can I really go far as a lone wolf when wolf society is inherently cooperative? Mammals and homo sapiens specifically, are social creatures who thrive as a group - this is what helped spur us on to the top of the food chain.
In the past, with different careers and side projects that I had taken on, it's always been my relatively low tolerance to cooperation, maintaining friendships, and the thin and scattered network resulting from it that has limited my success. It also doesn't help that I have moved from city to city and country to country over the last six years, a transient, going from job to job. I'm a lone wolf with itchy paws who's always on the move searching for seemingly greener pastures elsewhere.
Right now I'm working on a project which consists of an okay YouTube channel (about 1,600 subscribers and 70,000 views over about ten videos) that's connected to an interest of mine, and I am looking into ways to monetize it. I am working with a partner, we've just hired someone to help us with our social media, but I want us to use our detailed knowledge about the subject, paired with our media skills (stuff like graphic design, motion graphics, video editing, writing etc) to help sell our services to potential clients. That part of course requires contacts, a network, and the energy and know-how to approach people, network, then pursue and convert leads into sales. It's safe to say that this part is not exactly my forte. Unsurprisingly, I've already found myself in this situation with previous projects a few times.
The thought of reaching out and pitching to additional people just tires me. I've come to learn that I am just not that guy, I'm more the person in the backroom planning for and making the product, not selling and marketing it to the rest of the world.
Nowadays I just tell myself to focus on my work, and master it to the point where people approach me instead of the other way round. But the issue there is, sometimes cream doesn't always rise to the top. In life, at times, those who shout the loudest and BS the best get noticed, as more talented individuals fall by the wayside. There are a lot of great, even excellent singers, writers, artists, DJs, inventors etc out there who still don't get any real recognition in part because they were just at the wrong place at the wrong time, or lacked the opportunity to get in front of the right person.
I am beginning to pursue the digital nomad lifestyle, with me doing online teaching, voiceover work and the odd bit of article writing and video editing, all the while living in a way which that is dirt cheap and doesn't require much cash in the first place. Think living simply in the more developed world or living somewhat comfortably in a developing country where the living expenses are much lower.
I have noticed that I am quite comfortable with regularly communicating with others individually as well as in a group setting online. This converts itself to me typically being one of the more active members on WhatsApp groups, Reddit, along with creating groups and forums on these platforms myself. Maybe there might be something to that, but I am not too sure how much I can transmute this into real world progress.
But beyond that what do I do? How can I, as a lone wolf who is difficult to manage and not the most cooperative, fully realise my potential and more effectively follow through on my goals and projects?
Thanks in advance.
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2020.09.21 20:04 SloppyEyeScream I Cock-Blocked The Hawk Twice In One Night!

The world is full of microcosms, and the Army is no different. The majority of civilians typically assume everyone in the Army is a Special Operations Forces (SOF) war-monger with a healthy propensity for violence. Truth be told, the number of jobs in the United States Army, rivals the amount of bones in the human body. Each job is vitally important, but Hollywood and the video game industry have an undying thirst for the Combat Operations Cool Kids (COCK). Hollywood loves the COCK.
I have learned the Army is more akin to family though. I sincerely mean that too. There are Leaders whom are raging pricks and served as steadfast fatherly figures. I have countless brothers whom have followed me to hell-and-back, and would find it comical if we replaced the tennis balls on grandma's walker with racquet balls. There is even crazy uncle Jeff, the family pervert who had a crush on the Olson twins, before they were famous.
The setting for this story is post-Iraq. The rookies had just completed their first deployment, and the "old-heads" completed their second deployment. The married Soldiers returned home with a one-penis reservation to park the beef bus in tuna town, while the rest of the Soldiers hunted or paid for it. I have personally never understood the need to pay for sex. My father imparted sage advice after basic, regarding sex, and it is never failed me. "There are only two factors regarding sex. There are standards and statistics, and in order for one to go up, the other must go down."
We sincerely love each others like brothers, but months of living in close proximity with "brothers," can drive you insane. There were numerous times I envisioned drowning Hawk in shallow puddle of my own piss. I am equally certain my own Soldiers would draw and quarter me if given the opportunity. My Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) does not bother me, but the slobs I roomed with needed a reprieve from my "perfection". There was certainly going to be a post-deployment celebration, but we all needed that first week to reestablish our own personal routines.
There was considerable deliberation as to "who" would host the party, but there were no volunteers. Not this time. I was gracious enough to host the previous post-deployment blowout, and I have zero desire to steam vacuum piss out of the carpet, in my walk-in closet. There is not a house on earth that is built to withstand the chaos of forty drunken alpha-males, and the infinite "hold my beer" moments that occurred.
Wife: (Puzzled) Why in the fuck are we missing two ceiling fan blades?
OP: Sword fight!
Wife: (Less puzzled, and more angry) WHAT?
OP: SWORD FIGHT!
Wife: I fucking heard you asshole, but why was their a sword fight?
OP: There was an argument about "who" was a better sword fighter, and we needed swords.
Wife: So you guys used ceiling fan blades, as swords, to fight each other?
OP: Yes.
Wife: (Laughing) Why ceiling fan blades?
OP: We didn't have enough broom sticks, and fan blades are less-lethal. Just be thankful we don't own real swards.
Needless-to-say, I was not hosting. I am now qualified to re-patch drywall, but there was no fucking way I was going to volunteer my house ever again. We eventually decided to not jeopardize anyone's marriage and wreck havoc at a neutral location. One of the Squad Leaders recommended a large dance club in a very large college town; a road trip was in order. Forty, mostly single, alpha-males embarked on an epic journey to open the meat-curtains and diddle the squish mitten in a liberal college town. It was like mixing bleach with ammonia, it was a great idea, and I was certain nothing would go wrong.
Fast-Forward to Fuckery!
We had successfully conquered space and time, and magically all arrived in the parking lot to this large dance club. We had all rallied in the parking lot prior to entering the establishment. It was clearly evident that all of the non-drivers consumed "road sodas" during the trip. Nobody was shit-faced yet, but it was clearly our final destination. We needed to accomplish two very important task before entering the club which were to take accountability, and conduct a brief. Multiple locations were recommended, but John sold this club to the single Soldiers when he guaranteed, "Everyone's dicks will get wet." John frequented the establishment in his college days, and therefore was the most equipped to provide the brief.
John: Remember the rules guys. We are here to have a good time. We are not here to start fights, but we will fucking finish them.
Crowd goes wild!
John: Furthermore, if some asshole in there wants to fight one of us, he will fucking fight all of us and the wives will take care a the bitches!
Male crowd goes wild!
Wives: (Collectively) The fuck we will.
John: Lastly, and this is the most important rule, everyone gets an ORANGE BAND. Remember that at the door. ORANGE BAND ONLY!
The fuckheads were ready to party! Everyone started our short journey to the door where beer and chaos would be our salvation. However, what the fuck was that bracelet brief about? John was very mysterious when discussing this particular club. John side-stepped any and all questions about it, and simply stated, "It's a surprise, but I promise you will like it." My brain may carry water buckets for a living, but I am still fairly intuitive. All the other lemmings were getting ready to jump of the cliff, but I wanted to know why the bracelet color was so fucking important. I was still going to jump off the cliff, but I had questions.
I was one of the first humanoids to arrive at the door. It was clearly obvious this was a college town bar, and not a military town bar. The bouncer looked like a young Danny DeVito. He probably had problems leading turds to the toilet due to his small stature, and there was no way he was capable of tossing any of us out without the assistance of at least twenty more Oompa Loompa cohorts. All six feet and eight inches of John was in front of me, and I found it comical when Danny Devito asked John's cock to see identification. I was next.
Danny: ID.
I give him my military ID and watch him fumble with it in order to find my date of birth.
Danny: Band color?
OP: What are my options?
Danny: Yellow, Pink, and Orange.
OP: Interesting, so what the fuck does it all mean?
Danny: (Laughing). You don't know where you at do you kid?
OP: Nope. I was told to go with Orange, but I have no fucking clue what it means.
Danny: (Still Laughing) You're going to have a blast inside. Anyways, the Orange band is for straight people. The Yellow band is for bisexuals, and Pink means your a flaming homo!
OP: Orange band it is!
Dear Reader, John saw fit to recommend a gay bar, to forty freedom fighters, but didn't see fit to inform any of us. Super! I, personally, treat religion, politics, and sexuality like a penis; don't show it to my children, and never shove it down my throat. I simply don't give a flying fuck. However, I don't know about the rest of my battle companions. I was going to find out after I walked through the doors though.
Dear Reader, this club was fucking awesome. The bar was fucking huge. The dance floor was fucking huge. The stage full of drag queens was fucking huge. I instantly make my way to the bar and find a suitable vantage point on the door. I want to see the everyone's face when they entered the club. Image going to the a titty bar. The entire facade of the building screams bouncing titties. "Diamond Dave's Boom-Boom-Room." The main attraction is Princess Ping Pong, and you win a free shirt if you beat her in beer pong. That allure? She kegel-flings the balls from her baby-cave with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker. Now imagine opening the doors to "Diamond Dave's Boom-Boom-Room" to find a Catholic mass. What the fuck? Yeah, that was the look on everyone's face when they walked in.
Jess: OP NICKNAME. Did you fucking see that?
OP: What?
Jess: That drag queen there?
OP: Yup!
This drag queen was sculpted like a Greek God. It was fucking Hercules, in a beautiful sequin dress, because 30-inch biceps just won't fit in fucking shirts.
Jess: My god. You don't fuck her; she fucks you! (Did we just enter a parallel universe scream) Where the fuck are we? What the fuck is this place?
It now appears everyone is aware, and there are some questions that beg a fucking answer, specifically, "Where the fuck are we?" We are forty physically fit alpha-males whom just returned from knuckle-dragging terrorists, but we were like a school of pussy-ass fucking fish. Everyone was huddled around the bar as if the other patrons were fucking sharks or gay dolphins. We had strength in numbers. It was time for another fucking brief.
John: (On top of bar stool) Yes. I brought you to a gay bar! I promise; you have nothing to worry about so long has you have orange bracelets. Please stop being pussies, and go find some pussies.
The men were staring at John like he was Moses. Moses parted the Red Sea. John didn't part anything. He made us walk the plank into a gay bar, and we were now swimming in the deep end. John didn't part shit. Oddly, nobody was upset they were at a gay bar, they were upset they were unknowingly lured into a gay bag without proper notification. Luckily, and I fucking kid you not, John was saved. We were swarmed by a large school of not-gay women, and the group of pissed off gunslingers suddenly realized this club had more chicks than Tyson Foods. Men were the sexual minority and the hunt was on.
Hawk: (Very serious) OP NICKNAME. So, do you have any tips for picking up women?
OP: Yes. Lift with your legs and not your back.
Hawk: (Not pleased) I was being serious.
OP: I know. I have a technique that has never failed me. Wanna hear it?
Hawk: (Excited) Yes!
OP: I'd find the most gorgeous lady in here and ask, "Does this smell like chloroform?"
Hawk: WHAT?
OP: Or duct tape! It turns, "No, No, NO!" to "Um, Um, Umm."
Hawk: You're a fucking asshole.
OP: Just talk to them Hawk. Be honest, and just talk to people. You will be fine brother.
Hawk: Okay. You're still a fucking asshole though.
The married guys and myself planted ourselves at the bar. We conversed with another, and the very diverse crowd of patrons around us. We found ourselves liking the establishment more and more. It was truly a great bar. "Where the fuck is this going OP?" I understand! We are here to talk more about Hawk, so how about we do that now? Great idea!
The bar is very large and "U" shaped. I spot Hawk on the opposite side of the bar, and he is talking to a beautiful women. Far too beautiful for Hawk, and I doubt they are bonding over their mutual love of finger painting, or Spaghetti O's. Maybe she was just ordering a drink and noticed the bar had lowered their standards and began service alcohol to retards? I turn my attention to the conversation I was having with John and others and again notice Hawk is still talking to this princess. Fuck casual glancing, it was now time to just plain fucking stare at them.
Twenty Minutes Later
The princess grabs Hawks face and plants a giant kiss on his cheek, and that fucking hand is wearing a fucking PINK BRACELET. My fucking god! I get up to make my way around the bar, and then Hawk grabs her face and plants a disgusting kiss that was more appropriate for a hotel room that charges by the hour. Also, Hawk was wearing a fucking YELLOW BRACELET. My happy-go-lucky retard was about to walk his ass into a dick if I didn't save him.
OP: Hawk. Let's go take a piss.
Hawk: I'm good.
OP: Get the fuck up. You have to piss. NOW!
I fucking drag Hawk off his perch, and towards the bathroom.
Hawk: What the fuck OP NICKNAME. I was about to close the deal and give her the dick.
OP: Oh, I am certain there would have been MORE DICK GIVING THAN YOU EXPECTED.
We are now in the bathroom and Hawk is FINALLY picking up on then indicators.
At The Urinal
Hawk: Why are the urinal stalls so tall? They go all the way to the fucking ceiling!
OP: Because it is a gay bar.
Hawk: WHAT?
OP: Gay bar! We are at a fucking gay bar.
Hawk: REALLY? Are you sure!
OP: Oh I am pretty fucking sure. The drag queens that have been doing performances the entire night pretty much clued me in. Oh, and the bouncer told me it was a GAY BAR, SO I AM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THIS IS A GAY BAG.
Hawk: (Full-Retard) At least I found a hot chick right?
OP: With a dick!
Hawk: NO. She is a fucking chick. Did you see her tits?
OP: Yes. I saw HIS TITS. They are nice.
Hand Washing Time (Fuck you COVID)
Hawk: You're an asshole just trying to cock-block me.
OP: I am not cock-blocking you. I AM TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK HIM. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING A YELLOW BRACELET?
Hawk: Yellow is my favorite color.
OP: Yellow also means you're bisexual here. Pink means you're gay. Your "Lady-Friend" is wearing a mother fucking PINK BRACELET, MEANING "SHE" IS A "HE" AND VERY GAY.
Hawk just doesn't want to a believe it. He seems to think he is a "combat-killing-pussy-slayer" and not, well, Hawk. He is now in complete and utter denial, and trying to convince me that Santa Clause is real.
Hawk: No. It's a women. Maybe she fucked up the bracelets too!?!
OP Brain: Should I unblock the cock, and let him finger-it-out on his own?
OP: Hawk, do women have Adam's apples?
Hawk: No!?!
OP: Then why is her Adam's apple the size of a coconut?
Return to Bar
Hawk: (No subtle conversation; just pure Hawk) Are you a girl?
Princess: Not yet, but I'd like to be your girl.
Hawk: I am sorry, but I think there has been some miscommunication here. I am straight...
Princess: (Not so fucking happy) Then why in the fuck are you wearing a yellow bracelet?
Hawk: It's my favorite color.
OP Brain: (Hysterical laughter) "It's my favorite color"
Princess: FUCK YOU, and you own me ten bucks for that drink.
Hawk: You bought it for...
Princess: For a bisexual guy (Pause) I was gonna fuck tonight. You ain't that guy.
Hawk pays up! I rescue Hawk from the Princess and return him to the circle of married guys.
John: (Laughing) You kissed a dude!!!
Hawk: Fuck you! He kissed me first.
Hawk went to the bouncer and replaced his "open of all comers" bracelet and got an Orange one. It was the end of Hawk's ham wallet hunt. His new bracelet indicated he was a sad single guy, and thankfully, there were no mentally deficient ladies willing to swim in the shallow end of the gene pool. Hawk went 0 - 1 that night which was a good thing. The news of Hawk's endeavor spread like chlamydia in a whorehouse on payday. He would never live "kissing a guy" down, but it was still a better outcome than letting Princess turn Hawk's "Exit Only" balloon-knot into a "Yield the Right of Way." Dude almost got butt-fucked for real.
I will post another Hawk tale next Monday Fuckery-Folks. I hope you enjoyed this non-military tale of Hawk.
Cheers.
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2020.09.20 19:14 rapthrowawaydamn The amazing fanfic for Bully 2

Friday afternoons were Jimmy’s favorites, he didn't have anything to do so he could just chill at home. He was in his bed, playing Future Street Racer while Pete was reading next to him, there was the sound of light raining outside, making the mood even better. Pete’s legs were intertwined with Jimmy’s under the covers, it was all too good. They would usually hang out with their friends, but Russell was out on a date with Troy, and most of his school mates were busy. This didn’t bother Jimmy in the slightest: he'd been looking to spend some quality time with Pete anyway.
He could feel the light sound of Pete’s breathing as he read, he loved having his boyfriend around, even if they were just doing different things. He died in the game so he took it to give his boyfriend a kiss, who smiled and started kissing back, adding some tongue to the kiss. Jimmy had found that Pete’s kisses were addictive, unlike anything else in the world. He was revived in the game and chose to go back to it, giving his boyfriend a kiss on the forehead. He felt Pete turn around his side, making himself a little spoon, pressing his ass against Jimmy. Jimmy paused to game to spank his boyfriend, making the other giggle, moving his ass a bit against Jimmy’s crotch. Jimmy licked his lips, grinding against him in an attempt to pleasure himself. Pete held back a moan as he felt Jimmy’s hard length and girth against him. Jimmy smirked at this and turned Pete on his back, getting on top of him and grinding down his hips so their hard members would rub against each other.
"Fuck." James groaned, rubbing against his boyfriend once again, feeling his hard member twitch at Pete’s innocent face looking at him in desire. His chest going up and down at an alarming speed as he stared at Jimmy. Pete grabbed the controller, giving it to Jimmy, a devilish smirk adorning his adorable face. "Keep playing, baby." He says as he hands Jimmy the controller, an innocent look in his face.
Jimmy took the controller with a frustrated look, he was hard as shit, but he could understand if Pete didn't want to do anything. He resumed the game, and then felt a warm hand snake down his abdomen, grabbing into the waistband of his sweatpants, pulling it down along with the boxers to reveal Jimmy’s dick standing up proud. Pete smirked at the sight, looking at his boyfriend's dick while licking his lips. "You were hiding all this from me?" He asked with a sultry voice, staring at how big his boyfriend's cock actually was, bigger than he'd ever imagined. He grabbed the appendage curiously, he could feel it throbbing under his touch, Jimmy was still playing, although biting his lip.
Pete gave his boyfriend a generous rub, with two fingers pinching the head and the rest of his fist working its way around it. Pete had seen Jimmy’s dick many times in his dreams, but it didn't compare to the reality, it looked so groomed and appetizing, so he put it in his mouth, trying out the taste. He instantly felt Jimmy shiver under him, letting out a small groan as he felt the wet orifice on his dick. He smiled at the sound, he wanted Jimmy to enjoy it. Pete looked at him with his dick still in his mouth and winked, swallowing it whole in one simple motion. He was thankful that he didn't have a gag reflex, or giving Jimmy a blowjob would be really painful for him. Jimmy’s eyes widened as he saw how good his boyfriend was at sucking dick, it was his first time getting head, and Pete seemed like he was enjoying it.
Pete kept playing the game as his boyfriend gave him neck, Peter was running his hand up and down the length as he licked the head, then swallowing it whole and twirling his tongue around the head. Jimmy grabbed the back of his head and made Pete swallow him deeper, the other moaned against Jimmy’s dick, making the other melt at the vibrations. Pete really had him twirled around his finger. Then, Jimmy’s eyes went to the back of his head as he felt Pete slurping on his dick, going up and down with his cheek tightening around Jimmy’s dick at an incredible speed. All Jimmy could do was groan and moan as his boyfriend pleasured him, grabbing at the sides of the bed. He saw white as he started cumming, his grip around Pete’s hair tightening. He felt guilty immediately, realizing that he had forced Pete to swallow his cum, then looking down to see Pete swallowing it with a smile, flicking his tongue out to show some more cum that had fallen there.
Pete was truly his only addiction.
He was feeling so weak, he didn't even want to move from his bed anymore. He saw Pete fet up from the bed and head towards the bathroom, bringing back a wet slice of toilet paper and cleaning Jimmy with it. Jimmy smiled sheepishly, kissing his boyfriend softly. "You were so good, baby." Jimmy said as he felt his bed shift as Pete join him again, Pete hugged him, resting his head on his boyfriend's chest. "You don't gag?" Pete smiled at him cockily, flicking his tongue out again. "Thanks, daddy Jimmy. Nah, I don't gag, and I also don't spit."
Jimmy felt his dick get hard again, this man had really been a blessing. He kept playing the game as Pete was going through his phone, laughing sometimes, other times just staying quiet. At some point, he fell asleep, Jimmy hadn't even noticed it until he heard Pete snore. He smiled at the sight of his boyfriend sleeping, his phone between his hands, he grabbed Pete’s phone from him, noticing that his background picture was one of Jimmy bike-riding, looking at the camera with a smile. The picture had been taken by Gary. He felt his heart flutter, he put the phone to charge next to him, sighting as he looked back at his boyfriend, sleeping calmly on his bed with a hand under his head.
He placed a kiss on Pete’s head before turning off the arcade racing game and grabbing his computer, logging into FaceBook and see if anything new happened. The first thing he saw was a mugshot of Lola, who was arrested by the police after being caught sucking Pedro’s penis in his room by his mom. He then saw a link leading to a video of a furious threesome between Algernon, Melvin and Fatty. Algernon was seen masturbating to the sight of Melvin eating pepperoni pieces of out Fatty’s asscrack. Soon, he stumbled across a very detailed post from Beatrice, gleefully describing in large detail how she would love to make god love to the history teacher. Jimmy chuckled. Then he received a message. He opened his inbox and found a video of his two stepbrothers pounding his mother from the back while his stepfather was watching as he was being fellated by Jimmy’s underage stepsister. Jimmy was so aroused and immediately pulled out his dick to masturbate. But he quickly changed his mind and decided Pete would not be happy.
The next thing he saw made his eyebrow arch, it was Dr. Crabblesnitch. He hadn't heard much from Crabblesnitch since he moved to Chicago, and he was glad, he wouldn't know how to act if he was still around. The post consisted of a black screen and the text: i miss you so much. Then, to Jimmy’s surprise, the next part was a picture of Crabblesnitch on his football clothes during a game, a smiling Pete giving him a kiss on the cheek, Jimmy wanted to punch his screen, Crabblesnitch had no business posting his boyfriend like that. He hated that he didn't have to balls to cuff Pete sooner, and his boyfriend had to date that old doofus.
The next video was one of Pete dancing in what seemed to be Crabblesnitch’s room, shaking his butt to the music. Jimmy hated seeing it, seeing what Pete had been doing while they were mad at each other, he wished he'd come into Pete’s life earlier. Jimmy turned off his phone, he wanted to beat Crabblesnitch’s ass so bad. He was no one to claim that he missed Peter when he'd left him to get beaten by some goons, it was not fair. Then, to make his day worse, the door to his room opened, revealing his father. His father and him had had an absolutely awful relationship. His father clenched his eyes to get a better look at the dark room, Jimmy gulped, hoping he didn't notice that Pete was there. "Who you got here with you?" He asked as he pointed at the clear bulge in the bed. "Is it a girl?"
Shit.
Pete grunted, sitting up at hearing noise, rubbing his eyes with the back of his hand, yawning loudly. Mr. Hopkins eyes opened in realization, his fists clenching at his sides as he saw the Pete waking up from besides his son. "What is he doing here, James?" His father yelled, clearly mad at seeing the other boy in his son's bed. A vein was popping in his bald head. "He came over to play with me, dad." James explained, a frustrated tone on his voice. "He fell asleep, that's all." His father grunted, "I don't believe that shit, James." "Gary has come here millions of times and fell asleep plenty more." James said, trying to keep his cool, but it was really hard to when his father was being an asshole. "You didn't care then, why do you care now?"
"Because Gary is not a fag." His father explained, a frown on his wrinkled face. "I already had enough having Earnest here for 20 years acting straight just to succumb to some dirty homo from California. I won't allow more of this homosexual behavior in my house, you shouldn't be hanging out with people like him." "Why?" Pete finally spoke up, his voice quivering for a second. His glare was fiery for such a small dude. "You would rather Jimmy hang out with alcoholics, drug dealers, gang members, and fake people than with a guy that just happens to like other guys?" Mr. Hopkins was left without words, but just nodded, his eyebrows furrowed. "It's not ok to be gay, and I don't want your gay ass teaching my son that liking dick is ok. Just go somewhere else and don't talk to James again, go hop on someone's elses dick."
"Pete is my friend!" James yelled, unable to keep his cool anymore. "I know you’ve been in such a shit mood ever since you tried to reconcile with mom only to walk in on her being taken to pound town by my entire stepfamily! Boo-hoo, I won't join you in your pity party. I love Pete and he is staying, you can't make me cut off all the gay people in my life. I can't just give my friends the cold shoulder because of your primitive views, I'm sorry." Jimmy’s father grunted before walking out of the room, James looked besides him to see a crying Pete, he hugged his boyfriend close, kissing the boy on top of the head, his heart beating incredibly fast. His father had no business yelling at Pete like that, he hadn't done anything. He hated when people hurt Pete, the guy was a cinnamon roll, he didn't deserve to be yelled at or hit, and he didn't care if it was his father.
He heard the door open again, he winched, hoping it wasn't his father again, it was Zoe, she gave him a pitied glare before sitting on the bed, giving Jordan a reassuring look before rubbing her hand against Pete back. She took a deep breath before speaking, her voice breaking a bit. "I have been having sex with Jimmy’s father for the past 6 months, there is no reason why Jimmy shouldn’t get some action from the side whether it’s from a girl or a boy. James looked at Zoe in surprise, he thought that she would never forgive him. He stared at her as she had tears in her eyes, this was probably a big moment for her. He was getting emotional,too.
"When I look at you Pete, I just want you to anally penetrate me so deep my breath will smell like your smegma. It will fill me with energy and positive vibes." She speaks calmly, Pete had stopped crying and was listening to her, his thigh brushing against Jimmy’s, seeking for comfort in his boyfriend's touch. "You are the best friend that Jimmy has ever had; you don't seek out to him to smoke or drink, you cook for him, you make him nice clothes, you check on him when he's sick, I've even seen you cheer for Jimmy at games like you were watching professional basketball player. Oh and to you, Jimmy. No i will not stop sucking you’re father’s cock, but I will allow you to have relations with whomever you want. It’s only fair."
Zoe turned to Pete and kissed him, and he kissed her back, spanking her butt in the process. James was marvelled at the sight, he'd never thought Zoe would be okay with that, and here she was, making Pete feel better and making out with him. "Thank you so much, Zoe." Pete said honestly as he started fondling her breasts. "I appreciate it." "Call me Zozo." She smiled at him, jerking him off under his pants. "By the way, the other day I tasted some of the lunch you packed for Jimmy. It was delicious, you wanna help me out in the kitchen?" Pete smiled brightly, his heart doing back flips. She grabbed Pete’s hand and walked to the kitchen with him, Jimmy couldn't help the goofy smile that spread across his face.
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2020.09.06 19:15 TheTeimany I rembmer watching a CE's video about dating where he gave a dating 6 dating tips that ended up as NO HOMO. Do you know what video was it?

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2020.09.05 20:32 Hitch42 Audio-Drama.com links from August 30 to September 5, 2020

Audio-Drama.com is an online directory of audio drama and spoken word websites, with at least one new link added to it each day. As of this post, there are 5,000 published articles. Here are the newest articles from the previous week:
  1. Pirateers (Full Cast Children's Thriller Series) Enjoy humor, adventure, and drama in this fun mini-series starring two swashbuckling pirates as they venture to find hidden treasure. What they'll find will be worth more than either of them imagined...
  2. Seen and Not Heard (Full Cast Drama Series) What happens when you lose something you thought you'd always have? What happens when the thing you lose is one of your senses? Bet Kline is deaf. That wasn't the case a year ago. Now that her life has been upended, she has to figure out how to carve out a new path for herself and navigate her way down it. Easier said than done.
  3. Short Stories of Augie Peterson (Narrated Multigenre Anthology) Because I am an indecisive sack of potatoes that changes my mind on the regular, this show is more than just one kind of content. Rather, it's a dumping ground for whatever creative endeavor strikes my fancy at the moment. High quality sound design, audio drama, sarcasm, and more await you within this library. Enjoy!
  4. Hope and Red (Narrated Fantasy Series) Hope and Red is an action-packed audio epic fantasy about an empire on the brink of war, a warrior on the path of revenge, a necromancer on the hunt for power, and a thief who's really just trying to stay alive. Read by the author Jon Skovron. Produced by Orbit and Hachette Audio.
  5. Nowhere, On Air (Narrated Horror Comedy Series) Semi-late night community radio broadcasts from a strange little town in the Crowsnest Pass, Alberta (aka, not just the middle of nowhere, but nowhere itself). Nothing ever happens here. Certainly nothing weird. Why would you even suggest that? If you like mysteries, conspiracies, the absurd, Canadians, and what is probably the podcast equivalent of a "b" movie, Braedon, Alberta might be the place for you!
  6. Retro Static Radio (Full Cast Multigenre Anthology) Retro Static Radio is proud to bring a revival of old time radio to modern audiences. Re-recording and bringing new life to old standards such as Suspense, Duffy's Tavern and even The Lone Ranger!
  7. North West Footwear Database (Narrated Science Fiction Series) Stories from a strange institution hidden in the Peak District.
  8. HYPNOPOLIS (Full Cast Science Fiction Series) During six exciting episodes with a playing time of 120 minutes, the international production takes you on a thrilling adventure into the year 2063. Journalist Hope Reiser is woken from a thirty-year sleep penalty she has served for the murder of her husband. But she is convinced of her innocence. During her stasis, she has barely aged and now has to find her way in this completely alien future, fighting for her past!
  9. The Singularity (Full Cast Science Fiction Series) The Singularity Audio Drama takes us into unknown time, but a time not so different from our own, where an oppressive physical and psychological wall separates humanity from itself and a totalitarian entity known as The Singularity controls all means of expression and interaction. With the resurfacing of a long lost prophecy, a new era of consciousness will ignite a movement that may allow the world to see and understand itself for the first time in a brand new light.
  10. Echoes Of The Knight (Full Cast Superhero Series) Echoes of The Knight Is a Non-Profit Fan Made Batman Audio Drama inspired by the Golden Age roots of the character, and seeks to give new talent the chance to tell unique Batman stories in a format relatively unexplored by the Dark Knight.
  11. Wizard Seeking Wizard (Full Cast Fantasy Comedy Series) A wizard dating podcast featuring community-submitted wizards and their personal ads where YOU get to vote on who dates who! Hosted by Chemistro the Match Mage and Cupid the Hawk from the depths of their crystal prison.
  12. That Night On Venom (Full Cast Science Fiction Series) Andross have once again waged war on the Lylat System! General Pepper, commander of the allied Cornerian Forces, has turned to the Star Fox team as his last resort for turning the tides of war. Fox and the team have accepted the mission and begin planning their attack on Andross.
  13. The Hidden Frequencies (Full Cast Science Fiction Horror Anthology) The Hidden Frequencies podcast is an original science fiction, horror anthology of half-hour audio dramas performed by some of the top names in animation and video game voiceovers. Each episode is crafted by professional writers and is designed to both evoke the familiar feel of watching classic shows like The Twilight Zone and Tales From the Dark Side.
  14. The Case Files of Donovan Thane (Full Cast Horror Thriller Series) Vampire Detective Donovan Thane takes on any case. Even those of the macabre and other worldly.
  15. The Storyteller Series (Narrated Multigenre Anthology) The Storyteller Series is a podcast bringing back classic radio theatre featuring engaging storytelling delivered to you monthly. From narrated tales to character driven stories performed by multiple voice actors. All will bring you on an audible journey.
  16. Twenty Percent True (Narrated Multigenre Anthology) A short story every episode. A monster every episode.
  17. Richard Powers: American Hero (Narrated Comedy Thriller Series) Richard Powers: American Hero is an original audio drama based on the novel Richard Powers: American Hero by Ryan M. Ziehnert. Richard Powers is a retired Black Ops Sargent, or Green Beret officer, or whatever, with a dead wife and son who refuses to speak with him. He spends most nights at his local watering hole drinking himself to death, and trying to forget what he has done in the past. Well at least he did, until Jenny arrived. Follow along as Dick Powers lays waste to some bad dudes and tries to save Jenny's son, Henry, from some totally bad hombres.
  18. Mind's Eye (Full Cast Thriller Series) The scariest monsters are those hiding inside our own minds... Plagued by nightmares, homicide detective Kate McClay enlists her radio-journalist husband get to the bottom of her horrifying dreams. In the process, Kate fights against psychology, unsolved crimes, her own family, and even a serial killer. Will Kate's dreams ever end? Or is her nightmare just beginning?
  19. The Shadow of the Hook (Narrated Children's Fantasy Series) Wolfgang Wimmers reads The Shadow of the Hook - a fantasy novel for children 8+ and for those few adults that haven't forgotten that magic (and mayhem) truly exist... in the hidden. A most daring adventure; join Oskar and his sister, Rosa as they help two new friends - Ash (a broken-winged fairy) and Quilby (a young gnomeling wizard) escape from their pursuer, the Grobble - a crazed and vicious troll with only one thing on his mind... to make fairy and gnomeling stew!! May contain scary elements, heroic bravery and traces of nuts.
  20. Psupers (Full Cast Science Fiction Series) Psupers is an audio drama detailing the life of Shawn Douglas, who, after discovering he is part of a group of people known as "Homo Contra Naturam" who are gifted with special abilities, must try and survive in a world that despises him.
  21. Fantastique (Narrated Multigenre Anthology) Fantastique is a podcast of original stories written and recorded by me, Jason Beckom. As the tagline says, these are stories of wonder, dread, and hope. The fantastique genre is a french genre that focuses mostly on injecting unexplainable fantasy, sci-fi, or horror elements into a realist setting. The protagonists often face profound feelings of wonder, fear, or existential confusion. The endings are sometimes good, sometimes bad, and sometimes entirely unresolved. Not every story will follow this perfectly, but I am glad to be able to share them with you.
  22. The Disappearance of Cedar Hills (Full Cast Science Fiction Mystery Series) Broadcasting from The Orion Theatre, Orion Radio presents The Disappearance of Cedar Hills. Join us as we dive into the long lost tapes of famous Private Investigator, Thomas Larson as he explores the mysterious town of Cedar Hills.
  23. Blackwater Falls (Full Cast Horror Mystery Series) Step into the shoes of Nate Prescott as he journeys to the mysterious town of Blackwater Falls, Vermont in search of his missing sister, Raye. Questions and chaos ensue upon arrival as the quest to find Raye might not be as easy and straightforward as Nate first thought...
  24. Wander (Full Cast Mystery Thriller Series) An unregistered mobile app, mysterious deaths across the country and a young woman's search for answers.
  25. Voyage of the Oeverwal (Full Cast Comedy Series) The year: 1530. The Earth: Flat. The Captain: An idiot. In an effort to prove the new round earth theory wrong and maintain the status quo, Philip the Handsome, Lord of the Netherlands, sends his illegitimate son Polder Van Dijk on a journey to discover the edge of the Earth. With his loyal crew, and a hopeless misunderstanding of how carrier pigeons work, Polder navigates cannibals, a kraken, the Turkish armada, the french fleet, the halls of science, Dutch baked treats, and a giant angry quokka before finding himself face to face with a grim truth about himself and his world.
Feel free to discuss any of these shows or comment about Audio-Drama.com. Note that the website is currently in the process of being redesigned, so some functionality is limited and pages may look different from one another. I always welcome any questions or feedback.
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2020.09.04 11:05 commanderbuzzy Are Bunsen and Beaker From The Muppets Gay? -- An Unbiased Opinion

It's 4am. I'm bored. Let's roll.
I recently finished my Muppet binge watch. I've seen half of the original series, as well as all the movies and the two new series (Muppets ABC and Muppets Now).
After telling my friend about this accomplishment, she described why she shipped Bunsen and Beaker from The Muppets. I thought it was kind of funny, so it became an inside joke in our Discord server. I never took it seriously, I just thought it was silly. They're puppets. They have nothing below the waist.
But, to be completely honest, I'd be lying if I said that Bunsen and Beaker appeared to be 100% heterosexual.
I decided to take to Google for answers. I found this very interesting wiki entry that theorized about their relationship, and I figured I would take a closer look: https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Bunsen_and_Beaker%27s_relationship
To be fair, they did make some points worth being covered in a character rant. I narrowed them all down to a few things, which I'll decode and see whether or not they imply a relationship between the two.
I'll be reviewing each point from the wiki in this format: (Point from the wiki) (My rebuttal to said point) (My final decision)
If you want to skip the analysis of each point and get straight to where I make a final decision, scroll all the way down until you see the ‼️‼️ exclamation emojis.
Anyway, let's get started. What has my life come to....

Point #1: "In episode 418 of The Muppet Show, Bunsen puts his milking machine on Beaker's head and says he looks "hauntingly attractive today!” Then he puts his head on Beaker's shoulder and sighs."
My response: I'm kind of torn. I think Bunsen was just trying to compliment Beaker here, even if it came off as romantic according to the wiki entry. Take it as you will.

My final decision: Unclear

Point #2: "When Beaker goes off on a Star Trek cruise with George Takei in episode 211 of Muppets Tonight, Bunsen realizes his life is very empty without Beaker."
My response: It feels like Bunsen just misses Beaker. I didn't notice anything particularly romantic here.

My final decision: Hetero

Point #3: "In Muppets Tonight episode 208, Bunsen and Beaker sunbathe by the side of the pool together in bikinis."
My response: It does feel sort of casual considering the situation they're in. I believe the context is that they are doing it to stand out in a crowd or something, so that's understandable.

My final decision: Hetero, based on the circumstances

Point #4: "In one Muppetisms segment, the duo conduct an experiment to see if penguins enjoy dancing the bunny hop (they do). Afterwards, they decide to see if the penguins like the mambo. Bunsen is visibly impressed by Beaker's dancing, calling it "marvelous". After the scene cuts away, with the mambo still going strong, Bunsen is heard stating that it's his turn to lead their dance now."
My response: All he's doing is complimenting Beaker. Whatever.

My final decision: Hetero

Point #5: "During 2008's A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa’s finale song "My Best Christmas Yet," Beaker is dancing with meeping model Petra Nemcova. Bunsen comes across the duo and happily exclaims, "Beaker, you came back!" asking Nemcova, "May I cut in?" She offers her hands to Bunsen, only to see him start dancing with Beaker instead. Nemcova, who is left standing alone, replies with a lugubrious "Meep, meep.""
My response: All the points before this were in the 1990s, which was a much less accepting time. It makes sense that everything before this was deemed hetero. However we have now reached the late 2000s, which had much more elasticity for The Jim Henson Company to do what they wanted. This is definitely the first one I'm going to mark as homo because Beaker literally gives up a supermodel to slow dance with Bunsen.

My final decision: Homo

Point #6: "Beaker has a framed photo of Bunsen on his desk in the "Dust in the Wind" music video released in 2010."
My response: There's no hetero explanation for this, but at the same time, there's no homo explanation for this. However, riddle me this: Who the fuck keeps a framed picture of their boss on their desk? Seems a bit sus but I am supposed to be unbiased so I'm marking it as grey.

My decision: Unclear

Point #7: "In 2015's "Flowers on the Wall" music video, a lonesome Beaker stages a pretend dinner date with a lime green balloon with painted-on glasses floating from a lab-coat hanger, standing in for Bunsen. The date quickly (and literally) goes up in flames through a series of mishaps."
My response: It's 2015, and I'm pretty sure gay marriage was legalized around this time. There is literally no heterosexual explanation for this. It was confirmed by the creators of the video themselves and it's clearly shown on screen that Beaker fantasizes about taking Bunsen out on fancy dinner dates.

My final decision: Homo

Point #8: In the same music video, Beaker later constructs a Bunsen-lookalike purely out of playing cards, with hearts symbol cards prominently positioned as Bunsen's eyes (glasses), nose, collar and tie.
My response: Beaker has studied Bunsen's face enough to know how to make an exact replica of it? Seriously, I mean it when I say that I don't think there's a heterosexual explanation for this, especially considering it takes place in the same video as the dinner date did.

My final decision: Homo (I would mark it as unclear, but it also takes place in flowers on the wall, which makes it an addition to the dinner date scene)

Point #9: In 2015's "The Muppets episode "Pig Out" after a night out and the two singing "I Got You Babe" with each other at the bar, Kermit asks the hungover duo, "Bunsen and Beaker, why are you wearing each other's clothes?", to which Beaker tries to mutter a meeping explanation before Bunsen stops him, quickly interjecting, "If it happens outside of work, we don't owe 'em an explanation!""
My response: It's literally confirmed that they slept together after a night of drinking. I don't know what else I'm supposed to say.

My final decision: Homo

Point #10: "In a behind-the-scenes video for 2015's Warburtons commercial for Giant Crumpets, Bunsen suggests "Beakie, maybe we should turn the lights down in here!" before leeringly wobbling his head at his assistant."
My response: It canonically takes place after Pig Out. And, hey, at least Bunsen liked the sex so much that he wants to do it again. Now that I think about it.... How do puppets fuck?

My final decision: Homo

Point #11: "In the live show The Muppets Take the O2, Bunsen and Beaker remind the audience to turn off their devices. After Beaker shows the unfortunate effect of not doing so, Bunsen remarks, "Thank you for demonstrating, Beakie," and audibly kisses him"
My response: They kiss on stage. I think that's clear enough.

My final decision: Homo

‼️‼️‼️‼️Final Verdict‼️‼️‼️‼️
Honestly, I think it makes sense that Bunsen and Beaker's relationship didn't start becoming visible until 2008. Times changed and the studio greenlit it. It doesn't necessarily bug me -- what does bug me is Muppets Now's portrayal of them which is absolute shit since the whole show is improvised, but that's a story for another day.
I think we can all agree that, like I keep saying: there's no heterosexual explanation for this. As much as it might be sort of weird to see since upon first glance their relationship looks abusive, (this is a character rant for another day since I will literally go on and on about this) it seems like they've managed to make things work. And I don't know how they managed to have mind-blowing puppet sex, but my god, they did it. That's a win for science I guess...
This is u/commanderbuzzy, over and out. I would typically be humiliated for posting shit like this, but it's reddit and you've seen worse. I'm gonna go to sleep now.
edit: thank you for the super heart eyes award ;)
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2020.09.03 07:14 TodaystheDayeee In honor of the 75th anniversary of the end of WW2 (Sep. 2nd 1945), here's the Ares and Wonder Woman transcript to my next video.

"To me you are the most hateful of all gods who hold Olympus. Forever quarrelling is dear to your heart, wars and battles." - Zeus, Iliad, Book 5
Our story begins in Olympus in the time of the old gods but it could be anywhere at anytime. Hera, Queen of Olympus, Goddess of Marriage and Women had a son with her older brother and husband Zeus, the King of the Gods. They brought forth Ares, God of War and personification of the primal carnage of men. Not just war, the brutality of it. He would wage a war against love and unleash death where death need not be.
But Ares was not the only name used to invoke war. Not even the first. It's actually not clear where or when it first manifested. In the long prehistoric infancy of our species large scale conflict was likely not even possible. Contact was probably limited to fights over game as small bands or tribes followed herds, staying close to fresh water and foraging grounds. One of the earliest cemeteries called Jebel Sahaba in the Nile river valley near the border of Sudan and Egypt dates back at least 11,600 years. Of the 61 individuals found, 26 skeletons had arrowhead fragments near them or in some cases still embedded in them, causing speculation of a massacre. There was also evidence of healed injuries indicating persistent raids.
In 2005, excavation work began in Hamoukar, a large archaeological dig near the Iraqi and Turkish borders. The settlement there dates back to the 5th millennium BCE, but it was destroyed about 3500 BCE. Slings and thousands of clay bullets have been found among the ruins, possibly evidence of the earliest urban warfare discovered so far.
Then finally, writing began in Egypt and soon after the Palette of Narmer is inscribed. It tells the story of the 1st pharaoh of a unified Egypt vanquishing his rivals. This marks the beginning of the first dynasty about 3100 BCE in the mythical, as yet undiscovered capital city of Thinis which worshiped the Egyptian God of war, Anhur, the slayer of enemies.
The rest, as they say, is history and there is a lot of it.
The causes of war are simple. Simple needs. Simple desires. Desperation and greed. All seven deadly sins. All four horseman. Some call it the devil, temptation and evil. Bad thoughts, bad words, bad deeds.
And the story begins again around 850 years before the common era. A man of myth and his followers establish a city of mostly male bandits. Shortly after they throw a festival and announce it to the neighboring cities as a celebration. During the festival, the myth tells of 30 young women, all but 1 a virgin, who were abducted by their hosts and later implored to marry their abductors. The mythical man is known as Romulus and the newly founded city was Rome.
The scene becomes popular among artists and sculptors and is known as The Rape of the Sabine Women. The resulting hostility with the surrounding tribes erupted into the invasion of Rome which they fought back. Rome was quickly becoming a powerful force and defeated 3 neighboring tribes. It was soon on the offensive against King Titus Tatius of the Sabines, fighting against the fathers of their abducted wives. Intervention finally came, according to Roman historian Livy when the women,
"from the outrage on whom the war originated, with hair disheveled and garments rent, the timidity of their sex being overcome by such dreadful scenes, had the courage to throw themselves amid the flying weapons, and making a rush across, to part the incensed armies, and assuage their fury; imploring their fathers on the one side, their husbands on the other, "that as fathers-in-law and sons-in-law they would not contaminate each other with impious blood, nor stain their offspring with parricide, the one their grandchildren, the other their children. If you are dissatisfied with the affinity between you, if with our marriages, turn your resentment against us; we are the cause of war, we of wounds and of bloodshed to our husbands and parents. It were better that we perish than live widowed or fatherless without one or [the] other of you."
- THE HISTORY OF ROME. BY TITUS LIVIUS, or "Livy"
A treaty was struck, and the Sabines united with the Romans as one nation. Titus Tatius ruled with Romulus until his death five years later and as we all know, Rome was just getting started. Like the Spartans and Egyptians before them, the Romans had an affinity with their war God, this time known as Mars.
There are many other war gods and goddesses as well such as Agasaya, Agrona, Agurzil, Ah Chuy Kak, Ah Cun Can, Ah Hulneb, Ahulane, Alala, Alaisiagae, Al-Qaum, Alke, Amphillogiai, Anahita, Anann, Anath, Andarta, Andraste, Androktasiai, Anhur, Ankt, Anouke, Apedemak, Aray, Ares, Ashtart, Ashur and Athena. And that ladies and gentlemen, is just the A's.
The longest conflict in history is the Reconquista on the Iberian Peninsula between the Christians in what is now Spain and the conquering Muslims who invaded in the year 711. It lasted 781 years, finally ending with the 10 year long Granada War. Christian forces made a massive offensive push, recruiting farmers to swell their ranks, destroying enemy crops and pushing the Muslims towards the sea. It ended on Jan. 2nd, 1492 with the surrender of Islamic rule. 7 other wars or conflicts lasted longer than 500 years. Another 106 wars lasted longer than 50 years. But the God of war is insatiable and humanity was about to manifest the most destructive incarnation the world had yet seen.
In 1162, in a desolate place where food and luxury was scarce, a baby was born in exile from a disgraced family. He would go on to become a warrior and unite the Mongol tribes as Genghis Khan. His conquest was fueled by fear. He readily employed brutal tactics like spreading disease by catapulting the dead over walls. So many people died that weather patterns were disturbed and forest grew back on previously populated land. The Mongol horde trampled empires, handing down ultimatums of death or alliance. Fear spread like a plague, and the horde rode in behind it destroying some to tame the rest. Khan would promise protection and relative normalcy in exchange for complete surrender and regular tributes. Those made subordinate became sources of income, fueling the Khan’s engine of war. For a brief moment in time, Genghis Khan and the Khan's that followed carved out the largest contiguous empire on Earth.
Perhaps the deadliest confrontation in history took place under Hulagu Khan during the Siege of Baghdad in 1258, which lasted only 13 days. At the time, Baghdad was the capital of the Islamic Abbasid Caliphate. Their leader, Al-Musta'sim, was either overconfident or incompetent or both. When the Mongols had overcome the city's defenses they executed Al-Musta'sim and massacred the people leaving it greatly depopulated. Contemporary accounts state Mongol soldiers looted and destroyed mosques, palaces, libraries, and hospitals. The Grand Library of Baghdad, called the House of Wisdom, containing countless historical documents and books on medicine to astronomy, was destroyed. Priceless books torn apart, their leather covers used as sandals, their contents dumped in the river with the dead. Its said the Tigris ran red from the blood of philosophers and scientists and then turned black from the ink of their wisdom. The siege is considered to mark the end of the Islamic Golden Age.
This level of carnage would not be unleashed again in so short a time until the 20th century during WW1 and again just 1 generation later in WW2. The Siege of Leningrad alone, which lasted from 1941 to 1944, would leave 1 million to 5.5 million dead. Then the Battle of Stalingrad began in August 1942. It lasted into the winter and added again to list of bloodiest battles in the history of warfare. Air raids dropped bombs on civilians as fighting devolved into close-quarter, house-to-house combat. Both sides poured reinforcements into the city and by the end, as many as 2 million were dead. After five months, one week and three days of fighting the Axis forces had exhausted their ammunition and food, finally forced to surrender in February 1943. It was a turning point in the war that began pushing the Nazi's back to Berlin.
In the middle of this hell on Earth, in July 1942, Wonder Woman issue #1 - The Origin of Wonder Woman is released by DC Comics. In it, for some reason, she's carrying a parchment in her outfit which tells the history of the Amazons. Of course, she loses it and obviously someone at the Smithsonian gets it and translates it so we all get to learn what's happening now.
The story returns us to Olympus, Aphrodite is arguing with Ares over who will rule the world - men and violence and hate and war or women with love. Their argument spills over onto Earth. Women throughout the world are enslaved by Ares. Aphrodite turns the tables with a magic girdle she gives to the Amazons. The girdle is eventually stolen by Hercules who enslaves them. Aphrodite intervenes again, granting the Amazons the power to break the chains and remain free for as long as they refuse to submit to men. Their strength lie in the bracelets they wear as reminders of the chains that enslaved them. Away from the influence of men, they create a utopian civilization called Paradise Island.
But back in the real world on a different island in the Pacific theater of WW2, Ares was about to transform the meaning of war and place humanity's very existence on a knife's edge.
bellum omnium contra omnes (Latin phrase meaning "the war of all against all")
On July 16th 1945, the US detonated the first atomic bomb in New Mexico as part of a test. 9 days later the decision to drop one on Japan was made and Allied forces issued the Potsdam Declaration on July 26th which handed down an ultimatum of complete surrender or "the inevitable and complete destruction of the Japanese armed forces and just as inevitably the utter devastation of the Japanese homeland". The bomb wasn't mentioned and it ultimatum was rejected.
On August 2nd, Truman and other high profile US officials boarded the USS Augusta, headed back home across the Atlantic. A group gathered in Secretary of State James Byrnes’s cabin the first night at sea to watch a movie. It was called Wonder Man. A nightclub owner is murdered by gangsters but comes back as a ghost to haunt his killers. Truman stayed in his cabin, perhaps thinking about the explosion that was coming and the weight of his choices. He had written in his diary the day of the decision that, "the target will be a purely military one". It's hard to imagine he didn't know better.
About 3 days later, on the other side of the world, Tsutomu Yamaguchi was going to work at Mitsubishi Heavy Industries for what was supposed to be his last day in the city. It was 8:15 AM, on August 6th, 1945 in Hiroshima, Japan and an estimated 70,000 people were about to die. Yamaguchi heard a plane overhead, he looked up and saw The Enola Gay B-29 bomber and he saw the object drop and the parachute attached to it. What dropped was an atomic bomb equivalent to 18,000 tons of TNT. It was more powerful than the previous largest bomb ever used in warfare by more than 1,500 times.
Yamaguchi described the blast like “the lightning of a huge magnesium flare.” He had barely been able to dive into a ditch before the boom ruptured his eardrums and the shock wave sucked him into the air and tossed him into a nearby potato patch. His face and forearms were badly burned and he thought he might of fainted for awhile but he was alive. He described everything like the start of an old film before the picture begins, "when the blank frames are just flashing up without any sound." The morning sun was blotted out by dust and debris and falling ash. A mushroom cloud of fire was rising over Hiroshima. He was less than two miles from ground zero.
A mile and a half away, half a mile from ground zero, Shigeyoshi Morimoto was luckier than 95% of the others within the same blast radius. The master kite maker was part of a secret military study to use kites against American planes. Suddenly he found himself under the rubble of his cousins home where he was visiting but Morimoto, his cousin, and his cousin's son all survived.
He said in an interview by Robert Trumbull in 1956 that it was like a lightning flash, then "the house collapsed and we were pinned beneath the fallen ceiling and roof." When they dug themselves out they couldn't believe level of destruction. Every building was flattened within a mile of the explosion, and fire would soon destroy every building within a 4.5 square mile radius. Within weeks, another 70,000 would die in the aftermath.
Sixteen hours after the explosion, a video was released of President Harry Truman revealing the existence of the atomic bomb to the world for the first time. “It is a harnessing of the basic power of the universe,” he said. “The force from which the sun draws its power has been loosed against those who brought war to the Far East.”
Truman was actually still aboard the USS Augusta in the Atlantic ocean. He was having lunch when a navy captain delivered the message. Truman turned to his Secretary of State James Byrnes and shouted, “It’s time for us to get on home!” He then addressed the sailors in the mess-hall, calling for attention by banging silverware against a glass. The sailors went quiet and Truman made his announcement to an explosion of applause. Morale was soaring all over the Augusta. A sailor's quote summed it up best saying, “I guess I’ll go home sooner now.”
Yamaguchi was thinking about home too. In a daze, he found a couple coworkers who also survived. After taking shelter for a night, the three began making their way toward the somehow still operational train. They trekked through a desolated city of smoldering fires, crumbled buildings and the charred and melted corpses of the dead. Yamaguchi was forced to swim through floating bodies at a river crossing because the bridges were twisted wreckage. All to reach the station, where he boarded a train full of other burned and bewildered passengers.
Morimoto had gone back to the hotel he was staying at for work. It was badly damaged but still standing and three of his colleagues were alive. They got permission to leave the city on August 8th. The four men along with Yamaguchi were trying to get back home, to Nagasaki.
At least three trains made the 190 mile trip from Hiroshima to Nagasaki and arrived there by August 9th, the day that city would be bombed. 165 survivors from Hiroshima are thought to have traveled to Nagasaki and lived through the 2nd explosion as well. People who experienced both attacks are called “nijyuu hibakusha,” or “twice-bombed person.”
Yamaguchi reported for work at Mitsubishi’s Nagasaki office and at about 11 a.m. he was giving a full report on Hiroshima. He recounted what he could, the blinding light, the deafening boom, the devastation—but his superior didn't believe it, didn't believe a single bomb could destroy an entire city. Suddenly, another white flash exploded outside. Yamaguchi dropped just seconds before office windows were shattered by the shock wave and debris blew through the room. In his panic, he thought it had followed him but he had just survived a 2nd atomic bombing in 3 days.
He ran out of the wrecked building and past the ravaged city to get home to his wife and son. When he got there part of his house was a pile of rubble but they were alive and barely hurt. His wife had left to buy burn ointment for him, and she and the baby were near a tunnel when the bomb dropped. If Yamaguchi hadn't been burned in Hiroshima, his family might have been killed in Nagasaki.
Morimoto, the kite maker, had just finished describing the atomic bomb to his wife when their house was suddenly flooded with the same blinding flash. He was shouting as he shoved his wife and son into their air-raid shelter and pulled the heavy door shut behind him as their home was destroyed. Morimoto and his family were also uninjured.
But many others were not lucky. Roughly 200,000 people died after four months, about half on the first day, from the effects of the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. It remains the only nuclear bombing used in warfare and although Hiroshima had a sizable military garrison, most of the dead were civilians. After the immediate aftermath, people continued to die in the thousands for months from burns, radiation sickness, and injuries, made even worse by illness and malnutrition. Japan surrendered to the Allies on August 15th, six days after Nagasaki and the Soviet Union had also declared war on them. Japanese government officials signed documents on September 2, effectively ending the war and beginning occupation.
It is generally thought the casualties from the bombings is at or near the low estimates for casualties had the war continued on the ground. It was feared the number of dead could reach a million or more if the Allies invaded the Japanese homeland. Americans were also war weary, the massive operations were expensive, and military strategists were worried about the Soviet Union expanding its influence in the East. However, the debate over the ethical and legal justification for the bombings in still debated today.
But it didn't matter then. The war was over and America was celebrating. Humanity began to rebuild but there was little time to reflect. The full implications of what had happened were still coming into focus. The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, William Leahy once decried the use of atomic weapons as "an ethical standard common to the barbarians of the Dark Ages", but in 1947 he reported a military requirement for 400 atomic bombs . The Soviet Union detonated an atomic test in September 1949. Oppenheimer, concerned about the devastation that future nuclear war could bring, was stripped of his job and commission. Despite his opposition, the U.S. had developed and tested a Hydrogen bomb by 1952. Ordinary fission bombs like the ones dropped in Japan would henceforth be regarded as small tactical nuclear weapons, a thousand times weaker than the new versions. The US had 23,317 nuclear weapons and the Soviet Union had 40,159 by 1986. More than 90% of the world's remaining 13,865 nuclear weapons were owned by Russia and the United States at the start of 2019. Over 2,000 nuclear tests have been conducted in over a dozen locations around the world by 8 different countries. 9 countries have nuclear weapons.
A team of researchers studied 1,024 species of mammals, and found the rate of lethal violence between Homo sapiens is 7 times higher than the average among all mammals. A different study found that although there are 7.6 billion humans we make up just 0.01% of all living things. In other words, humans are statistically insignificant, not only in the universe but on Earth as well and yet since the dawn of civilization, humanity has caused the loss of 83% of all wild mammals and half of plants. And now our seeming dominance has put us on a path quite possibly to our own destruction. Unwittingly in some cases, proudly in others and cynically in some.
When Yamaguchi's son died from cancer at 59 in 2005, he went public with his story. After remaining silent since his 1950's interview, he began speaking out against nuclear war. Of the estimated 165 people who experienced both attacks and lived, he became the first and only survivor to be officially recognized by the Japanese government as “nijyuu hibakusha,” the “twice-bombed person.” A year later in 2010, he died at the age of 93. He said he got through the many years after the bombings with poetry.
It may seem as if the God of war is at his most powerful, feeding constantly on the chaos in the world and now humans have amassed the potential for total destruction. In the myths and the comics, Ares had done his best throughout the years to destroy the Amazons, sending Hercules against them and sacking their island but he had another plot for all humanity. To spark a war between the United States and Russia, provoking World War III. His ambitions were only thwarted when he was finally forced to face the truth that without the chaos of men he would cease to exist, having no one to worship him.
However, there would be survivors in this nightmare, like the Ginkgo biloba. A ginkgo tree survived in Hiroshima less than a mile from ground zero. It's nicknamed the Tree of Life and it happens to be the oldest species of tree on earth, dating back 270 million years. It also smells like vomit, helping it to survive thousands of generations of grazing animals. Along with the Ginkgo tree, other survivors would probably include rats, cockroaches, ants, scorpions, flies, wasps, worms, bacteria like E. coli, amoebas and the seemingly indestructible tardigrade. It wouldn't be the most pleasant world, but it would still be alive.
And the story begins again, one more time. There was once a utopia. At least that's what outsiders had come to think. It made sense from far away. It had been mostly forgotten, cut off from the world and for a long time no one questioned this supposed utopia. It had achieved an almost mythic, paradise lost status until finally an explorer came to stay there for awhile. At first it seemed the view from the outside was correct. But one day their leader died leaving a power vacuum and a tyrant emerged to fill it. Not all were willing to follow. A group of dissenters separated, forming a smaller group but this did not bring peace. A member of the new group was ambushed one day without warning, beaten badly and was never seen again. Over the next four years the smaller group was picked off 1 by 1 and systematically destroyed. The victors ate the flesh and drank the blood of their victims. They celebrated over the dead with hoots and screams. The explorer was horrified. There was no mercy. But it wasn't men that did these things, not this time. These were the events observed in the jungles of Gombe Stream National Park in Tanzania from 1974 to 1978 during the Gombe Chimpanzee War. The explorer was Jane Goodall. By the end, 10 were dead or missing and only 3 females remained. They were beaten and kidnapped and in that way the two groups became 1 again.
Goodall discovered the systematic hunting strategies and aggressive nature of chimpanzees, exposing their cannibalism and taste for smaller primates. She turned conventional wisdom upside down and found it difficult to come to terms with what she saw herself. But she also observed peaceful and affectionate behaviors, intelligence, emotions, social bonds and forced man to redefine itself, "or accept chimpanzees as human".
In 2019, there were at least 29 conflicts or wars where more than 100 people lost their lives including 17 minor conflicts, 9 wars and 4 major wars in Afghanistan, Yemen, Syria and the Mexican drug war. But despite the headlines. Despite the violence. Despite the tragedy and chaos and the potential destructive power Ares or Anhur or Mars could unleash on humanity at any minute. Despite how things might feel right now. Overall, things are getting better and can get better.
Because something else happened in the 20th century. It was said that a soul of an unborn daughter held back from creation when the first woman was murdered by a man, was put inside a baby girl made out of clay from paradise island. The baby girl was given life by the Greek Pantheon of Goddesses and named Diana. She grew up among a legion of sisters and mothers and became the champion of the Amazons and emissary to the world of men. They would call her Wonder Woman.
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2020.09.01 09:52 Percocet3000 Found this on the Playboi Carti Subreddit, I do not think it’s ironic (Part 1)

Friday afternoons were Carti's favorites, he didn't have anything to do so he could just chill at home. He was in his bed, playing Fornite while Symere was reading next to him, there was the sound of light raining outside, making the mood even better. Symere's legs were intertwined with his under the covers, it was all too good. They would usually hang out with their friends, but Stokeley was out on a date with Jahseh, and Rocky and Kendrick were both busy with their jobs. It wasn't like Carti even needed them, he'd been looking to spend some quality time with Symere anyway.
He could feel the light sound of Symere's breathing as he read, he loved having his boyfriend around, even if they were just doing different things. He died in the game so he took it to give his boyfriend a kiss, who smiled and started kissing back, adding some tongue to the kiss. Carti had found that Symere's kisses were addictive, unlike anything else in the world. He was revived in the game and chose to go back to it, giving his boyfriend a kiss on the forehead.9 He felt Symere turn around his side, making himself a little spoon, pressing his ass against Carti. Carti paused to game to spank his boyfriend, making the other giggle, moving his ass a bit against Carti's crotch. Carti licked his lips, grinding against him in an attempt to pleasure himself. Symere held back a moaned as he felt Carti's hard length against him. Carti smirked at this and turned Symere on his back, getting on top of him and grinding down his hips so their hard members would rub against each other. "Fuck." Jordan groaned, rubbing against his boyfriend once again, feeling his hard member twitch at Symere's innocent face looking at him in desire. His chest going up and down at an alarming speed as he stared at Carti. Symere grabbed the controller, giving it to Carti, a devilish smirk adorning his adorable face.
"Keep playing, baby." He says as he hands Carti the controller, an innocent look in his face. Carti took the controller with a frustrated look, he was hard as shit, but he could understand if Symere didn't want to do anything. He resumed the game, and then felt a warm hand snake down his abdomen, grabbing into the waistband of his sweatpants, pulling it down along with the boxers to reveal Carti's dick standing up proud. Symere smirked at the sight, looking at his boyfriend's dick while licking his lips. "You were hiding all this from me?" He asked with a sultry voice, staring at how big his boyfriend's cock actually was, bigger than he'd ever imagined. He grabbed the appendage curiously, he could feel it throbbing under his touch, Carti was still playing, although biting his lip. Symere gave his boyfriend a generous rub, with two fingers pinching the head and the rest of his fist working its way around it. Symere had seen Carti's dick many times in his dreams, but it didn't compare to the reality, it looked so groomed and appetizing, so he put it in his mouth, trying out the taste. He instantly felt Carti shiver under him, letting out a small groan as he felt the wet orifice on his dick. He smiled at the sound, he wanted Carti to enjoy it.
Symere looked at him with his dick still in his mouth and winked, swallowing it whole in one simple motion. He was thankful that he didn't have a gag reflex, or giving Carti a blowjob would be really painful for him. Carti's eyes widened as he saw how good his boyfriend was at sucking dick, it was his first time getting head, as May had always claimed that it was disgusting, but Symere seemed like he was enjoying it. Carti kept playing the game as his boyfriend gave him neck, Uzi was running his hand up and down the length as he licked the head, then swallowing it whole and twirling his tongue around the head. Carti grabbed the back of his head and made Symere swallowed him deeper, the other moaned against Carti's dick, making the other melt at the vibrations. Symere really had him twirled around his finger. Then, Carti's eyes went to the back of his head as he felt Symere slurping on his dick, going up and down with his cheek tightening around Carti's dick at an incredible speed. All Carti could do was groan and moan as his boyfriend pleasured him, grabbing at the sides of the bed. He saw white as he started cumming, his grip around Symere's hair tightening. He felt guilty immediately, realizing that he had forced Symere to swallow his cum, then looking down to see Symere swallowing it with a smile, flicking his tongue out to show some more cum that had fallen there. Symere was truly his only addiction.
He was feeling so weak, he didn't even want to move from his bed anymore. He saw Symere fet up from the bed and head towards the bathroom, bringing back a wet slice of toilet paper and cleaning Carti with it. Carti smiled sheepishly, kissing his boyfriend softly. "You were so good, baby." Carti said as he felt his bed shift as Symere joined him again, Symere hugged him, resting his head on his boyfriend's chest. "You don't gag?"
Symere smiled at him cockily, flicking his tongue out again. "Thanks, daddy. Nah, I don't gag, and I also don't spit."
Carti felt his dick get hard again, this man had really been a blessing. He kept playing the game as Symere was going through his phone, laughing sometimes, other times just staying quiet. At some point, he fell asleep, Carti hadn't even noticed it until he heard Symere snore. He smiled at the sight of his boyfriend sleeping, his phone between his hands, he grabbed Symere's phone from him, noticing that his background picture was one of Carti playing basketball, looking at the camera with a smile. The picture had been taken by Stokeley months before Symere had even made it to the school. He felt his heart flutter, he put the phone to charge next to him, sighting as he looked back at his boyfriend, sleeping calmly on his bed with a hand under his head.
He placed a kiss on Symere's head before turning off the PlayStation and grabbing his own phone, logging into his Snapchat and see if any tea was being spilled. The first story he saw was Rocky's, it was just a video of him blasting rock music while Kendrick studied ,the other looking visibly annoyed, then, a video of him walking their dog, a pretty Rottweiler, around the city, then a picture of him and his boyfriend on the Skyview, the lights of the city behind them. He loved to see his brother happy, and it looked like Kendrick was really good at that. The next story was Stokeley's, it was a video of him running away from Jahseh with an ice cream cone on his hand, Jahseh was running behind him, yelling to the top of his lungs, "Get back here, Stokeley, I know you hear me with them big ass Dumbo ears." Carti laughed, it looked like they were enjoying their date.
The next story made his eyebrow arch, it was Jared's. He hadn't heard much from Jared since he moved to Chicago, and he was glad, he wouldn't know how to act if he was still around. The story consisted of a black screen and the text: i miss you so much. Then, to Carti's surprise, the next part was a picture of Jared on his football clothes during a game, a smiling Symere giving him a kiss on the cheek, Carti wanted to punch his screen, Jared had no business posting his boyfriend like that. He hated that he didn't have to balls to cuff Symere sooner, and his boyfriend had to date that emo doofus. The next video was one of Symere dancing in what seemed to be Jared's room, throwing his hands up to the music. Carti hated seeing it, seeing what Symere had been doing while they were mad at each other, he wished he'd come into Symere's life earlier. Carti turned off his phone, he wanted to beat Jared's ass so bad. He was no one to claim that he missed Uzi when he'd left him to get beaten by some goons, it was not fair.
Then, to make his day worse, the door to his room opened, revealing his father. His father and him had had a rocky relationship since Rocky came out, as much as he loved his parents, he couldn't let them insult Rocky as if he wasn't their son, even their mother had isolated herself from Rocky. His father clenched his eyes to get a better look at the dark room, Carti gulped, hoping he didn't notice that Symere was there.8
"Who you got here with you?" He asked as he pointed at the clear bulge in the bed. "Is it a girl?I won't tell your mom."
Shit.
Symere grunted, sitting up at hearing noise, rubbing his eyes with the back of his hand, yawning loudly. Mr.Carter's eyes opened in realization, his fists clenching at his sides as he saw the neighbor's kid waking up from besides his son.
"What is he doing here, Jordan?" His father yelled, clearly mad at seeing the other boy in his son's bed. A vein was popping in his bald head.
"He came over to play with me, dad." Jordan explained, a frustrated tone on his voice. "He fell asleep, that's all."
His father grunted, "I don't believe that shit, Jordan."
"Stokeley has come here millions of times and fell asleep plenty more." Jordan said, trying to keep his cool, but it was really hard to when his father was being an asshole. "You didn't care then, why do you care now?"
"Because Stokeley is not a fag." His father explained, a frown on his wrinkled face. "I already had enough having Rakim here for 20 years acting straight just to succumb to some dirty homo from California. I won't allow more of this homosexual behavior in my house, you shouldn't be hanging out with people like him."
"Why?" Symere finally spoke up, his voice quivering for a second. His glare was fiery for such a small dude. "You would rather Carti hang out with alcoholics, drug dealers, gang members, and fake people than with a guy that just happens to like other guys?"
Mr. Carter was left without words, but just nodded, his eyebrows furrowed. "It's not ok to be gay, and I don't want your gay ass teaching my son that liking dick is ok. Just go somewhere else and don't talk to Jordan again, go hop on someone's elses dick."
"Symere is my friend!" Carti yelled, unable to keep his cool anymore. "I'm sorry that you hate yourself because Rakim is gay, whoo-hoo, I won't join you in your pity party. I love Rocky and Symere is staying, you can't make me cut off all the gay people in my life. I can't just give my friends the cold shoulder because of your primitive views, I'm sorry."
Carti's father grunted before walking out of the room, Jordan looked besides him to see a crying Symere, he hugged his boyfriend close, kissing the boy on top of the head, his heart beating incredibly fast. His father had no business yelling at Symere like that, he hadn't done anything. He hated when people hurt Symere, the guy was a cinnamon roll, he didn't deserve to be yelled at or hit, and he didn't care if it was his father. He heard the door open again, he winched, hoping it wasn't his father again, it was his mother, she gave him a pitied glare before sitting on the bed, giving Jordan a reassuring look before rubbing her hand against Symere's back. She took a deep breath before speaking, her voice breaking a bit.
"When I found out that Rocky was dating a man, the world as I'd known it crumpled around me." She said, rubbing circles into the short boy's back, her voice soft and relaxing. "Then, that night, I received a call from Kendrick, all the way from Cali. He called me to tell me how much he loved my son, explaining to me why they should be together, crying on the phone because of how much he loves Rakim, and couldn't stand to be the reason why we would hate Rocky. That phone call made me realize that I wanted no one else with my son that wasn't Kendrick, it also made me realize that Kendrick didn't have to be sorry for loving my son, I should be the one thanking him."
Jordan looked at his mother in surprise, he thought that both of his parents were not on speaking terms with Rocky anymore. He stared at his mother as she had tears in her eyes, this was probably a big moment for her. He was getting emotional,too, he'd always feel closer to his father, but at the moment his mom was his favorite parent.
"Then, I look at you Symere, so full of energy and positive vibes." She speaks calmly, Symere had stopped crying and was listening to her, his thigh brushing against Carti's, seeking for comfort in his boyfriend's touch. "You are the best friend that Jordan has ever had; you don't seek out to him to smoke or drink, you cook for him, you make him nice clothes, you check on him when he's sick, I've even seen you cheer for Carti at games like you were watching professional basketball player. I can't ask you to leave my son's life when you're making it better, like I can't ask Kendrick to leave Rakim when I have never seen my son smile brighter at anyone else. You are welcome here, even if my husband doesn't make you feel that way."
Symere hugged her, and she hugged him back, patting his back softly. Carti was marvelled at the sight, he'd never dated someone that his mother had actually liked, and here she was, making Symere feel better and giving him hugs, of course, she didn't know that they were dating. He would tell her when he felt comfortable doing it, he still had many people to come out to, and he didn't want to rush it.
"Thank you so much, Mrs.Carter." Symere said honestly, staring at the older woman. "I appreciate it."
"Call me Donna." She smiled at him, ruffling his hair. "By the way, the other day I tasted some of the lunch you packed for Carti. It was delicious, you wanna help me out in the kitchen?"
Symere smiled brightly, his heart doing back flips.
She grabbed Symere's hand and walked to the kitchen with him, Carti couldn't help the goofy smile that spread across his face.
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2020.08.31 20:57 Pluto-ll Carti and Uzi Sexual Fantasy Part 1

Friday afternoons were Carti's favorites, he didn't have anything to do so he could just chill at home. He was in his bed, playing Fornite while Symere was reading next to him, there was the sound of light raining outside, making the mood even better. Symere's legs were intertwined with his under the covers, it was all too good. They would usually hang out with their friends, but Stokeley was out on a date with Jahseh, and Rocky and Kendrick were both busy with their jobs. It wasn't like Carti even needed them, he'd been looking to spend some quality time with Symere anyway.
He could feel the light sound of Symere's breathing as he read, he loved having his boyfriend around, even if they were just doing different things. He died in the game so he took it to give his boyfriend a kiss, who smiled and started kissing back, adding some tongue to the kiss. Carti had found that Symere's kisses were addictive, unlike anything else in the world. He was revived in the game and chose to go back to it, giving his boyfriend a kiss on the forehead.9 He felt Symere turn around his side, making himself a little spoon, pressing his ass against Carti. Carti paused to game to spank his boyfriend, making the other giggle, moving his ass a bit against Carti's crotch. Carti licked his lips, grinding against him in an attempt to pleasure himself. Symere held back a moaned as he felt Carti's hard length against him. Carti smirked at this and turned Symere on his back, getting on top of him and grinding down his hips so their hard members would rub against each other. "Fuck." Jordan groaned, rubbing against his boyfriend once again, feeling his hard member twitch at Symere's innocent face looking at him in desire. His chest going up and down at an alarming speed as he stared at Carti. Symere grabbed the controller, giving it to Carti, a devilish smirk adorning his adorable face.
"Keep playing, baby." He says as he hands Carti the controller, an innocent look in his face. Carti took the controller with a frustrated look, he was hard as shit, but he could understand if Symere didn't want to do anything. He resumed the game, and then felt a warm hand snake down his abdomen, grabbing into the waistband of his sweatpants, pulling it down along with the boxers to reveal Carti's dick standing up proud. Symere smirked at the sight, looking at his boyfriend's dick while licking his lips. "You were hiding all this from me?" He asked with a sultry voice, staring at how big his boyfriend's cock actually was, bigger than he'd ever imagined. He grabbed the appendage curiously, he could feel it throbbing under his touch, Carti was still playing, although biting his lip. Symere gave his boyfriend a generous rub, with two fingers pinching the head and the rest of his fist working its way around it. Symere had seen Carti's dick many times in his dreams, but it didn't compare to the reality, it looked so groomed and appetizing, so he put it in his mouth, trying out the taste. He instantly felt Carti shiver under him, letting out a small groan as he felt the wet orifice on his dick. He smiled at the sound, he wanted Carti to enjoy it.
Symere looked at him with his dick still in his mouth and winked, swallowing it whole in one simple motion. He was thankful that he didn't have a gag reflex, or giving Carti a blowjob would be really painful for him. Carti's eyes widened as he saw how good his boyfriend was at sucking dick, it was his first time getting head, as May had always claimed that it was disgusting, but Symere seemed like he was enjoying it. Carti kept playing the game as his boyfriend gave him neck, Uzi was running his hand up and down the length as he licked the head, then swallowing it whole and twirling his tongue around the head. Carti grabbed the back of his head and made Symere swallowed him deeper, the other moaned against Carti's dick, making the other melt at the vibrations. Symere really had him twirled around his finger. Then, Carti's eyes went to the back of his head as he felt Symere slurping on his dick, going up and down with his cheek tightening around Carti's dick at an incredible speed. All Carti could do was groan and moan as his boyfriend pleasured him, grabbing at the sides of the bed. He saw white as he started cumming, his grip around Symere's hair tightening. He felt guilty immediately, realizing that he had forced Symere to swallow his cum, then looking down to see Symere swallowing it with a smile, flicking his tongue out to show some more cum that had fallen there. Symere was truly his only addiction.
He was feeling so weak, he didn't even want to move from his bed anymore. He saw Symere fet up from the bed and head towards the bathroom, bringing back a wet slice of toilet paper and cleaning Carti with it. Carti smiled sheepishly, kissing his boyfriend softly. "You were so good, baby." Carti said as he felt his bed shift as Symere joined him again, Symere hugged him, resting his head on his boyfriend's chest. "You don't gag?"
Symere smiled at him cockily, flicking his tongue out again. "Thanks, daddy. Nah, I don't gag, and I also don't spit."
Carti felt his dick get hard again, this man had really been a blessing. He kept playing the game as Symere was going through his phone, laughing sometimes, other times just staying quiet. At some point, he fell asleep, Carti hadn't even noticed it until he heard Symere snore. He smiled at the sight of his boyfriend sleeping, his phone between his hands, he grabbed Symere's phone from him, noticing that his background picture was one of Carti playing basketball, looking at the camera with a smile. The picture had been taken by Stokeley months before Symere had even made it to the school. He felt his heart flutter, he put the phone to charge next to him, sighting as he looked back at his boyfriend, sleeping calmly on his bed with a hand under his head.
He placed a kiss on Symere's head before turning off the PlayStation and grabbing his own phone, logging into his Snapchat and see if any tea was being spilled. The first story he saw was Rocky's, it was just a video of him blasting rock music while Kendrick studied ,the other looking visibly annoyed, then, a video of him walking their dog, a pretty Rottweiler, around the city, then a picture of him and his boyfriend on the Skyview, the lights of the city behind them. He loved to see his brother happy, and it looked like Kendrick was really good at that. The next story was Stokeley's, it was a video of him running away from Jahseh with an ice cream cone on his hand, Jahseh was running behind him, yelling to the top of his lungs, "Get back here, Stokeley, I know you hear me with them big ass Dumbo ears." Carti laughed, it looked like they were enjoying their date.
The next story made his eyebrow arch, it was Jared's. He hadn't heard much from Jared since he moved to Chicago, and he was glad, he wouldn't know how to act if he was still around. The story consisted of a black screen and the text: i miss you so much. Then, to Carti's surprise, the next part was a picture of Jared on his football clothes during a game, a smiling Symere giving him a kiss on the cheek, Carti wanted to punch his screen, Jared had no business posting his boyfriend like that. He hated that he didn't have to balls to cuff Symere sooner, and his boyfriend had to date that emo doofus. The next video was one of Symere dancing in what seemed to be Jared's room, throwing his hands up to the music. Carti hated seeing it, seeing what Symere had been doing while they were mad at each other, he wished he'd come into Symere's life earlier. Carti turned off his phone, he wanted to beat Jared's ass so bad. He was no one to claim that he missed Uzi when he'd left him to get beaten by some goons, it was not fair.
Then, to make his day worse, the door to his room opened, revealing his father. His father and him had had a rocky relationship since Rocky came out, as much as he loved his parents, he couldn't let them insult Rocky as if he wasn't their son, even their mother had isolated herself from Rocky. His father clenched his eyes to get a better look at the dark room, Carti gulped, hoping he didn't notice that Symere was there.8
"Who you got here with you?" He asked as he pointed at the clear bulge in the bed. "Is it a girl?I won't tell your mom."
Shit.
Symere grunted, sitting up at hearing noise, rubbing his eyes with the back of his hand, yawning loudly. Mr.Carter's eyes opened in realization, his fists clenching at his sides as he saw the neighbor's kid waking up from besides his son.
"What is he doing here, Jordan?" His father yelled, clearly mad at seeing the other boy in his son's bed. A vein was popping in his bald head.
"He came over to play with me, dad." Jordan explained, a frustrated tone on his voice. "He fell asleep, that's all."
His father grunted, "I don't believe that shit, Jordan."
"Stokeley has come here millions of times and fell asleep plenty more." Jordan said, trying to keep his cool, but it was really hard to when his father was being an asshole. "You didn't care then, why do you care now?"
"Because Stokeley is not a fag." His father explained, a frown on his wrinkled face. "I already had enough having Rakim here for 20 years acting straight just to succumb to some dirty homo from California. I won't allow more of this homosexual behavior in my house, you shouldn't be hanging out with people like him."
"Why?" Symere finally spoke up, his voice quivering for a second. His glare was fiery for such a small dude. "You would rather Carti hang out with alcoholics, drug dealers, gang members, and fake people than with a guy that just happens to like other guys?"
Mr. Carter was left without words, but just nodded, his eyebrows furrowed. "It's not ok to be gay, and I don't want your gay ass teaching my son that liking dick is ok. Just go somewhere else and don't talk to Jordan again, go hop on someone's elses dick."
"Symere is my friend!" Carti yelled, unable to keep his cool anymore. "I'm sorry that you hate yourself because Rakim is gay, whoo-hoo, I won't join you in your pity party. I love Rocky and Symere is staying, you can't make me cut off all the gay people in my life. I can't just give my friends the cold shoulder because of your primitive views, I'm sorry."
Carti's father grunted before walking out of the room, Jordan looked besides him to see a crying Symere, he hugged his boyfriend close, kissing the boy on top of the head, his heart beating incredibly fast. His father had no business yelling at Symere like that, he hadn't done anything. He hated when people hurt Symere, the guy was a cinnamon roll, he didn't deserve to be yelled at or hit, and he didn't care if it was his father. He heard the door open again, he winched, hoping it wasn't his father again, it was his mother, she gave him a pitied glare before sitting on the bed, giving Jordan a reassuring look before rubbing her hand against Symere's back. She took a deep breath before speaking, her voice breaking a bit.
"When I found out that Rocky was dating a man, the world as I'd known it crumpled around me." She said, rubbing circles into the short boy's back, her voice soft and relaxing. "Then, that night, I received a call from Kendrick, all the way from Cali. He called me to tell me how much he loved my son, explaining to me why they should be together, crying on the phone because of how much he loves Rakim, and couldn't stand to be the reason why we would hate Rocky. That phone call made me realize that I wanted no one else with my son that wasn't Kendrick, it also made me realize that Kendrick didn't have to be sorry for loving my son, I should be the one thanking him."
Jordan looked at his mother in surprise, he thought that both of his parents were not on speaking terms with Rocky anymore. He stared at his mother as she had tears in her eyes, this was probably a big moment for her. He was getting emotional,too, he'd always feel closer to his father, but at the moment his mom was his favorite parent.
"Then, I look at you Symere, so full of energy and positive vibes." She speaks calmly, Symere had stopped crying and was listening to her, his thigh brushing against Carti's, seeking for comfort in his boyfriend's touch. "You are the best friend that Jordan has ever had; you don't seek out to him to smoke or drink, you cook for him, you make him nice clothes, you check on him when he's sick, I've even seen you cheer for Carti at games like you were watching professional basketball player. I can't ask you to leave my son's life when you're making it better, like I can't ask Kendrick to leave Rakim when I have never seen my son smile brighter at anyone else. You are welcome here, even if my husband doesn't make you feel that way."
Symere hugged her, and she hugged him back, patting his back softly. Carti was marvelled at the sight, he'd never dated someone that his mother had actually liked, and here she was, making Symere feel better and giving him hugs, of course, she didn't know that they were dating. He would tell her when he felt comfortable doing it, he still had many people to come out to, and he didn't want to rush it.
"Thank you so much, Mrs.Carter." Symere said honestly, staring at the older woman. "I appreciate it."
"Call me Donna." She smiled at him, ruffling his hair. "By the way, the other day I tasted some of the lunch you packed for Carti. It was delicious, you wanna help me out in the kitchen?"
Symere smiled brightly, his heart doing back flips.
She grabbed Symere's hand and walked to the kitchen with him, Carti couldn't help the goofy smile that spread across his face.
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2020.08.28 20:19 Fabulous_Egg 24 [F4M] Massachusetts//Anywhere – Warning: the following post is rated C for Cringe. Viewer discretion advised.

TL;DR: I’m single, you’re single, let’s boogie.
Inaugural first r4r post. I’m just another lonely woman on the internet that's tired of being on dating apps--seeing the "usual suspects" as I've begun to call them--looking for a potential romantic connection with a like-minded, lonely man on the internet.
Who am I? Here, have some bullet points! Bolded are the things that are more important for you to know.
Who are you? Here's who I'm looking for.
If you’ve stuck around this long, great! Message me a hot take you find controversial, a fun or interesting fact, or just something you feel like you have to tell me.
Let the messaging commence! :D
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2020.08.28 02:04 heth_folk I'm (kind of) attracted to men, but I'm also disgusted [F17]

[KIND OF NSFW] (TL;DR below) I don’t hate men, I love them as friends but the idea of being with them romantically or sexually makes me uncomfortable most of the time; except when it doesn’t?
So, I’ve known that I like girls since I can remember and I used to think of myself as a lesbian. But on my early teens, there was a day where I kinda felt attracted to a guy on a billboard, and that’s where the thought of me being bisexual entered my mind for the first time. Long story short: I felt VERY attracted to women, like all the time; and there were very few times where I felt something similar to attraction towards men, but since it wasn’t even half as good as my attraction towards women, I thought I was just into girls.
That was pretty much it until I turned 14, when I watched a YT video that said that you didn’t had to be 50% attracted to men and 50% to women to be bisexual. That kinda fucked me up, under that definition I was technically bisexual and I just wanted to like girls. So, after a lot of contemplation I embraced it and came out to my friends as bi (they didn’t knew I was “a lesbian” at that time) and I also came out to my mom some time later (she didn’t knew either).
I’ve said that I’m bisexual ever since, but I’m not really comfortable with that label because the way girls make me feel is a hundred times better compared to how guys can. I can be sometimes attracted to guys, but I’ve never had a crush on any guy even though I’ve tried (I’ve had plenty crushes on girls), I can’t see myself in a relationship with a dude, not in a million years, I can tell when a guy is handsome but 99% of the time I’m not interested in doing anything with a good looking dude, the 1% is when I’m horny (contrary to how I feel towards women).
The thing that made me ask for advice from strangers on the internet, is that earlier today I wanted to relax and be horny (without masturbating, it’s is a thing I like to do), so I looked for male gay porn (I’ve done this in the past when I was feeling horny, and it had kind of worked so far) and it’s not like I saw anything that I hadn’t seen before, a bunch of penises and naked dudes, but this time I felt disgusted and turned on at the same time. It’s a weird feeling that I don’t want to experience again, but it’s not the first time that it has happened, in fact it has happened every once in a while ever since the first time I watched male gay porn. On the other side, I’ve watched a lot of porn with women in it and I’ve never felt that way.
I don’t really know what to do, the labels bisexual, pansexual, omnisexual, etc, don’t seem right to me, they feel off. I’d like to say that I’m a lesbian but it doesn’t fit either since I do like men from time to time. I think I might just say that I’m queer until I figure my shit out.
Too Long; Didn’t Read: I like girls, and sometimes I’m turned on by guys (but I’ve felt disgusted by them lately for some inexplicable reason). I’m confused and I don’t know how to label myself; I’d say I’m bi when it comes to sex, but full homo when it comes to dating. Is that a thing?
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2020.08.27 02:48 kennethangered Your ego is the 'antichrist'

TL/DR: You are that which is reading this right now, that which you are not is that which is thinking about what you are reading right now.
TL/DR take 2: Hang onto your ego, to quote the Beach Boys. But do so loosely, to quote 38 Special.
“Where is it that we were together? Who were you that I lived with? The brother. The friend. Darkness, light. Strife and love. Are they the workings of one mind? The features of the same face? Oh, my soul. Let me be in you now. Look out through my eyes. Look out at the things you made. All things shining.” ~ The Thin Red Line, dir. Terrence Malick (1998)
“Years will come and years will go I just wanted you to know That people places names and faces Are dying in the skies before they're born And you can't turn those feelings off Even though you can make them stop It was told in times that came before That someone with less would give you more” ~ Hella, Anarchists Just Wanna Have Fun
Two Egos: The first thing to get out of the way is the two egos, because there are two in our lexicon and the vast majority of people confuse or conflate them. The first ego is the one stemming from ancient philosophy and early-20th century psychoanalysis. This ego is more or less synonymous with your waking consciousness. It is that which is reading these words this very moment, aware of the sensation of the floor against the soles of your feet and the fabric of your shirt on your torso, and that which is receiving thoughts or impressions from your subconscious mind about what you’d really, really like to have for dinner. This ego, at least in the Jungian sense, is the conscious awareness which is spread throughout the entire human body (if you so wish, you could include the chakras or the mapping of the sefirot onto the body in order to understand this; as in, ‘heart-mind’ or ‘gut feeling’--it is important to note that we have neurons in the heart and the gut, not only in the brain).
The intellect, or rational and logical mind, is not synonymous with this ego--although it’s an integral and key component of it. Speaking mythologically, this is the promethean ha-satan (I am speaking gnostically as well as mythologically, this satan is not the satan of traditional myth or, rather, it is a different angle from which to view this force) who desires to grab the fruit from the tree and have the scales fall from its eyes. It is the root of curiosity, understanding, discernment, and self-consciousness. Often, this is a component of what people conflate with the second ego. Because in this intellect there is a strong push or pull towards pride and arrogance.
The other ego, though, is not at all synonymous (at least in totality) with pride or arrogance. The second ego, and the word used to describe it, comes from poor translations and Westernized speculations and commentaries on Eastern religious texts, specifically Buddhism and the doctrine of anatta (no-self). The word 'ego' was already by the 1950s and 1960s (when this change in understanding more or less took place in the West, and in America specifically) conflated with the phenomenon (or sin, depending on your persuasion) of pride and/or vanity. And in a sense, this is an accurate use of the second term although it’s highly limited. The problem with Westerners coming to Buddhism, Vedanta, or any other Eastern tradition is that we inevitably bring our cultural baggage to that ‘new’ religious tradition--and the notions of pride and vanity are a part of that baggage. No-self or anatta, although different in kind and degree, could be compared more accurately to a passage from the NT in Galatians, “I have been crucified with Christ; it is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me; and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave Himself for me.” (Galatians, 2:20). Basically, and I will try to use language to describe what this means in lay terms--a horribly ill-suited means for articulating these kinds of notions or ideas (hence myth and art)--is that the One of reality is not One unless it includes, transcends, and works through you. You, yourself, are an aspect of this divine One. And, in fact, this divine One ‘uses’ you (not in an exploitative, slave/master way but rather think of it as a person using their hands to feed themselves food) in its never-ending act of creation (Genesis is a ‘metaphor’ for all times and places). In this sense, you have no ‘self’ because whatever this self is is actually an emanation and articulation of this One’s activity--your conscious ego (of my first definition) is ‘on loan’ from on high. And, in the gnostic sense, this ego or waking consciousness is actually a ‘descent’ of this One into matter and temporal limitation (Thou art That; As Above, So Below). This is the core of the Western awakening experience and, essentially, the core of all Western mysticism, magick, and occultism. The second ego, that which is most-often conflated and confused with the first, is the thing standing in your way of experiencing and realizing this for yourself at a visceral level (reading this and understanding what I mean doesn’t suffice, you have to experience this for yourself regardless of how many books, YouTube videos, podcasts, or meditation retreats you consume; be wary of spiritual bypassing and/or spiritual materialism).
This second ego is, like the first, both individual and collective. By this I mean that, like with the first ego, every single one of us has subjective awareness and sense-experience. It is in this subjectivity that you will experience your ego, but it is not necessarily where you will experience another’s ego. And, in fact, it will come down heavily to your degree of self-awareness whether you will in fact be able to discern your ego from the rest of your conscious faculties. To help understand what I mean, I like to illustrate the ego as like an extra layer or shirt of protection. You wear a shirt or a coat to protect yourself from the elements, to hide your body either due to shame, dignity, or politeness, and to show off who you think you are or what you want others to think you are. This second ego works in a very, very similar fashion. It is the sense of separateness innate to our conscious experience, a layer of psychological protection that allows the first ego to simply function in any way whatsoever. It is that which allows you to know, instinctively, one object from another (unless you are in dire need of psychiatric help I would hope you could tell the difference between a banana and a Volkswagen, for example). It is also that which allows you to discern what is right from what is wrong (I don’t necessarily mean this in a moralistic or Judeo-Christian sense, although a recognition of what ‘sin’ means would help: it means to miss the mark, to make a mistake) for you, your loved ones, family, community, country, planet, and cosmos. And, conversely, it is also that which can delude you into thinking you yourself know far more than you actually do. For instance, this ego (sense of separateness) fights tooth and nail to be considered different from those around itself. In many ways it is different (everyone has their own unique path through this life), but this can be carried to horrifying levels of racism, sexism, nationalism, and on and on. And, in an ironic twist, it can convince one that they themselves are so virtuous that never would they ever commit the crimes or atrocities connected to the aforementioned ‘isms’--which couldn’t be further from the truth. It is both that which allows you to escape karma (which can only really be ‘escaped’ in relative terms while incarnated) and also that which allows one to create more of it. Karma, sans creeds and dogmas of moralization, is simply cause-and-effect.
But Why is it the Antichrist?: The antichrist is, despite pop culture items like The Omen, not necessarily an embodied individual or ego (of the first definition). The antichrist can be discerned by, basically, taking a sober and open-minded look at who Jesus the Christ was (or was thought or written down as being) and thinking critically of what the opposite of that would be. Christ was an individual. Christ was one with the Father (Thou art That; As Above, So Below). Christ worked miracles not from himself, but through the Father. Christ wouldn’t even consider himself a good person, “Why do you call me good?” Jesus answered. “No one is good--except God alone.” (Mark, 10:18). And he took the sins (mistakes of higher and lower degrees) of humanity upon himself and, although I know he is a controversial public figure, I think Jordan Peterson is right on this meaning that Christ realized on a deep, cosmic level that he was capable and perhaps even inclined to do and partake in all the worst acts that humans are capable of (something our second ego fights vehemently against). Also, in Jung's Answer to Job (where Jung views and articulates Yahweh not so much as a metaphysical reality but rather as a literary figure), God is presented as nearly-unconscious or sleepwalking through actions before becoming incarnated as Jesus the Christ. In other words, God had to experience God through being separate from God in order to realize his own cruelty through Satan (Satan, in Job, makes a bet with God to see if the righteous Job will betray his love and worship of God and, to do this, Satan pretty much takes everything from Job but his life) in order to change into the all-loving God as depicted within Christian myth--I do not, personally, feel this way but it's pretty damn close to my own opinion or belief on the relation of God to Satan.
So, what would the opposite of this be?
Let's start with the notion of the individual or individualism, as that’s part of what the antichrist most favors becoming and denouncing (the second ego, or antichrist, both loves and hates everything--but only in the name of itself). Often, the way we in our culture pursue individualism or individuality is through peacocking. We desire to show ourselves off, to make a fuss about who we think we are and demand that others (in one way or another) not only recognize and respect this, but fall in love with it. This pattern is pretty much everywhere, but you can see it most clearly in adolescents when they are attempting to fit into a particular clique or subculture or, conversely, rail as hard as they can against all cliques and subcultures as your stereotypical internet edgelord (I was one of them). This is fine for the most part, but it becomes pathological when one begins to see their own group as inherently conflicting or in opposition to another (whether this is true or not is not the point, because all that matters for this particular phenomena is the perception of opposition). At best, you have mods and rockers duking it out at Brighton Beach. At worst, you have hundreds of millions dead during the first seventy years of the 20th century. The first aspect, the desiring to belong or become something else, is a fine pursuit and goal. But the ego cannot stand stopping at that, it must destroy (either internally or externally) that which it deems opposed to its own goals, identities, values, or history. And no psychological factor can be destroyed, it can either be sublimated into a higher goal or mode of being or relegated to the shadow (“The stone which the builders had rejected has become the cornerstone,” Psalm 118:22) where it exerts its influence and control of the conscious ego from the sidelines, in the dark, and subtly but with great personal and collective devastation--you can see this in everything from superstitions, rationalizations of behavior, addictions, violent outbursts, and so on. The ego will always fail to inform you of the immortality of psychological processes (archetypes, spirits, gods, demons, angels, and so on--not the conscious ego itself, although I have faith that that too is immortal, although not in the way most probably assume or believe it to be). It will tell you, either with urges, articulated thought, or--if stemming from outside yourself--campaign slogans and advertisements, that the promised land is just on the other side of the hill called ‘them’ or ‘it’. And that the proper way to reach the other side is to, in one way or another, destroy this ‘them’ or ‘it’ (it could be capitalism, communism, acne, love handles, your virginity, your parents, your children, your friends, your society, and even yourself in the case of suicidal ideation).
What does it mean to be one with the Father?
In a certain sense, it is to become connected to the source of all being in such a way that the charade of the ego (in this sense, it’s best to see the ego as aligned and almost synonymous with either the Buddhist Maya or the Christian Satan) and the game it has played on us at least since the dawn of the agrarian revolution (although I’m fairly certain it’s been with us as a psychological function for far, far longer and is probably an outgrowth of the massive increase in the homo genus’ brain size over the last few hundred million years). I pick this date or era (that of the agrarian revolution), because it was perhaps the schism point between humans as social entities and between humans and nature itself. No longer would tribes be limited to a few hundred, because now you could coordinate and make enough food, homes, and goods for thousands. This required strict adherence to hierarchical dominion, partitioning of labor, introduction of moral codes, policing, and eventually slavery. It also meant the codification and dogmatizing of spirituality which, until then, was mainly handled by shamanistic types who would help a tribe with physical, spiritual, and mental health. No longer could you and I, members of the same tribe, see ourselves or even behave as if we were on the same level playing field in acting towards the betterment of our group, tribe, or nation. There would now be middle-men, deferrals, classes, and whole mythologies worked up and given to us in order to make us okay and complacent with this new reality. Currency, also, was developed as a means to motivate and fool people into doing labor which they would otherwise loath (a practice which we are all still, sadly, abundantly in the throes of). In more ways than one, this history was necessary in order for us as a species to get to where we are now and much of the ills of our past were due to ignorance of one another’s intrinsic divine qualities but, to be one with the Father (and you really, really don’t need to consider it as ‘one with the Father’; you could equally feel one with the mother or goddess/god because, in this and other aspects of spirituality, language can be more of a hindrance than an advantage) these veils of illusion absolutely need to fall. Currency (and this goes for all currency) is inherently valueless, it only has value because we project value upon it. The degree to which a McDonald’s employee helps society may be different than the degree to which a politician, fire fighter, or schoolteacher does but, at the end of the day, they both work towards the betterment of society and are integral components of that society. Simply because you or someone else is in some kind of leadership or prestige position does not make you or them either higher or lower, more connected or less connected to divinity, or, in some cases, more or less important to that society’s functioning. Of course someone in leadership positions can do and change more in any given society, but the actions of a nearly-anonymous citizen will reverberate in subtle ways beyond themselves and can, over a long enough period of time, butterfly effect into something just as grand as any politician’s actions. When the veil falls and you see yourself as one with divinity and the cosmos, the distinctions and classifications of the ego do not so much go away or vanish as they are diminished and relativized in relation to that divinity. A king of the world is nothing but dust in the eyes of God and, to quote a paraphrase of the Bhagavad Gita by the one and only Duncan Trussell (Clancy in The Midnight Gospel), “It is better to be an honest street sweeper than a dishonest king.” Being one with the Father has you realizing that no sin (remember, mistake) is unforgiven, that all the faults and missteps merely led you to the moment where you became one with divinity, and that the you you have been trying to run away from for years is where you actually belong and that this tiny, miniscule, nearly-helpless individual that you are is anointed. You may have problems and difficulties, fears and mental perturbations, hallucinations and delusions, sexual hangups and shameful fetishes, but there is absolutely nothing inherently wrong with you ever.
What does it mean if a being works miracles not through itself, but through its source?
This part is heavily tied with the one right after it, that of humility in the face of Goodness itself. Many of these work on, stem from, and have their bearing in relation to other aspects of Christ. This part will, generally speaking, only be an issue for those who practice any sort of magick. For instance, if you do a ritual with the aim of causing some change within reality and that change occurs, it is very easy to believe and assume that you yourself caused that change. And the ego, for its part, will damn well make sure you feel this way. But the truth is that, really, divinity did what it did because that’s what divinity does. God (or whatever term you may prefer) is continually at every moment attempting to shower us with love but our egos, for one reason or another, block this and work to make us feel as if love were a limited resource on this planet. I should note that in this sense, every desired object or experience is a representation from on high of love--love is within and transcends all things everywhere, regardless of how terrible. So a new car, relationship, job, or even the loss of the above is a representation of love. But I wouldn’t even dare to try and use logic or reasoning to prove this because, for what it's worth, you absolutely must feel loss when it occurs for you (so long, of course, that you actually felt some sort of connection to the lost thing itself). So if you are playing around with The Secret, Chaos Magick, or any other mode of manifestation I would highly advise you to do so with the knowledge that your ego will try to steal the very message this miracle is meant to show which is, essentially, that you already possess everything you desire (you just have to remember that you do). And also that, at the end of the day, all things come from and return to the source from which they came--you can’t take whatever it is with you.
And what does it mean to take the sins of others upon yourself?
It is not, in a literal sense, taking responsibility for them although there is an aspect of your consciousness which is seeped in and takes part in that of others (but this is not the same as being the one who commits any given sinful act). Rather, as Jordan Peterson (I’m aware of how controversial he is, but the man deserves credit on this front because otherwise I’d be accused of stealing this notion) has pointed out, it is the visceral conscious realization that that which we call evil and sin is housed within each and every ego (of the first sense) and psyche. The predilection towards harm or destruction merely for the sake of harm or destruction is within all of us to pretty much the same degree, it’s just that some of us find ourselves in positions of opportunity while others do not. It is fundamentally a human aspect of a divine principle of negation, because without negation no act of creation could ever take place. But, in the case of evil deeds or inclinations, it is negation without any genuine thought of addition; the two key components for any act of creation. As an example, if you wish to lose weight you absolutely must change your diet. But a negation without addition (in this case, substituting one food for another) would be anorexic and devastating to the individual’s health. One must sublimate an urge deemed negative into something else, but you cannot do that with negation because negation is always aching for its addition (hence the Jungian shadow, which is an outgrowth of this stalled function). Having the veil fall is not only a positive, heartwarming experience. To become one with the One is to realize that, like the One, you and I are capable (and, in fact, willing) to commit and partake in pretty much any atrocity if that atrocity aligns with our emotional impulses (in which case our second ego will rationalise it as ‘acceptable’). But to take the sins of others onto yourself is to take responsibility for those atrocities in such a way so that you, if only you, never partake in them ever again.
So with all this in mind, how is this second ego synonymous with the antichrist?
Since I am averse to strict dogma, creeds, or traditions that would desire me or anyone else to scrape their knees before divinity I cannot assent directly to any orthodox notion of what the antichrist is other than it being polarly opposed or in contradiction to Christ (not so much the individual Jesus the Christ of 2,000+ years ago, but to the title of Christ--The Anointed One). In this case, then, the antichrist is not any single individual person although, like with the second ego definition, it is experienced subjectively (although you do of course encounter the egos of others all the time). I will say here that it is really, really hard to pin down (aside from what I’ve already written) how to recognize the ego when it shows itself. Sometimes it is obvious, as when you consciously think demeaning thoughts or idolizing thoughts regarding another person. Other times, it slips in quietly and makes off with all your emotional stability (parable of the thief in the night). A good measure would be to take note of how many varied “I’s” you have running around in your head and how much, almost instinctively, you take this to be you speaking to you (it is not). Although I have admittedly received many ideas from Jung and Jungian theorists, I admit that thoughts as they present themselves to us are habituated patterns of language sourced from every conversation we’ve ever had, film we’ve watched, song we’ve heard, book we’ve read, or have overheard from others (in other words, on a surface level they are only sometimes aligned with reality). This “I” inside, the loudest one and the most-commonly heard, is usually a hodgepodge of who you really are innately and whatever it is you’ve been told you are by others (be they parents, friends, lovers, or authority figures of any and every stripe) and this “I”’s job is to navigate and bring coherence to these disparate notions of who or what you are--which would be a positive function of our second ego. It becomes the antichrist only when this “I” is in direct opposition to who you really are (which is never total because even the most devastatingly depressed person has a favorite flavor of soda) and begins to influence decisions you make within the outer reality which will go on and on and on creating more negativity within the world or, to put it simply, creating more karma to work through on the road to enlightenment.
To close, I would like to point out that once this recognition is had most fears and superstitions regarding the antichrist pretty much fall away (which is really good for Christians or those who, like myself, were raised Christian but eventually denounced or left the faith). This is because you realize that, fundamentally, it is only your ego that needs taking care of. It is not and has never been your job to force another to change (which isn’t to say you ought not confront those who annoy, harm, or otherwise disturb you--it is merely the realization that you simply cannot alter another being’s free will). And that now, in the 21st century, there are resources in abundance to help you navigate how to confront and sublimate your ego towards the good (although I would advise you to use this ego and its positive function of discernment in order to separate the bullshit from the pearls--and only you can tell what those pearls are). I also wrote this out because I believe the ego is fading in its influence over people but, as it fades, it will fight tooth and nail to maintain control over each and every conscious ego it’s attached to (watch the news if you want my proof of this). If, for whatever reason, what I am saying makes no sense and you think I’m deluded then walk away from everything I have written and forget about it. If, for whatever reason, what I have written resonates with you then do not thank me or give me credit for this. I am paraphrasing most of what I’ve written from Carl Jung, the Gospels and Revelations, Aldous Huxley, Ram Dass, Erich Neumann, various psychologists who--if I were to list their names--would take up an entire new paragraph, various Kabbalists and Christian esotericists (Rav Berg and Valentin Tomberg being the main two, with a hell of a lot of Soren Kierkegaard thrown in), magicians like Aleister Crowley, Israel Regardie, Jason Louv, and Damien Echols, as well as that thing I’d consider least convincing or persuasive of all, my personal meditative and/or entheogenic (psychedelic) experiences.
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2020.08.23 04:04 NerfBastian2717 Official Bro Code

this is nice and all but if you want to see the better format and official google doc heres the link
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YQgZv8eZTADM5CjeLqfz1-RF5KbUbffT7ZU11wxkpV0/edit?usp=sharing
feel free to copy and paste to use with your bros but please don't be a bitch and repost.
Bro Code
The OFFICIAL go to document for anything concerning matters for the bros
Originally created by:
SB,LS,FP,BC,AS,JC,CL,JF
  1. In order to be a bro
    1. You must
      1. Read section 1, 2 and 3
      2. Sit at the bro table during lunch
      3. Be well-liked by all bro’s
      4. Bring something interesting to the bro’s personality-wise
      5. Have multiple embarrassing things happen to you so the bros can fuck with you.
      6. Not have a girlfriend at the time of joining
    2. A bro may not
      1. Juul
      2. Be a Nazi
      3. Be a Communist
      4. Be a Fascist
      5. Be politician
      6. Be a doctor
      7. Be an animals rights activist
      8. Be a male feminist
      9. Be a registered sex offender
      10. Disrespect Snoop Dogg
      11. Disrespect Elvis
      12. Disrespect Vine
      13. Be a member of the BTS army
    3. Bro’s can vote to make these null if the male is well-liked by all,
  2. Admissions process
    1. When a male has completed section 1 he must do the following
      1. Be reviewed by the board of bros
      2. The bros either accept your application or not
      3. If they accept it the male can read the rest of the code
      4. If he accepts the rest of the code he must sign a copy of the code
      5. When signing is complete he is a full bro
  3. When you become a bro
    1. Instantly becomes thicccq.
    2. A bro is considered hot and sexy no matter how not hot or sexy by other bro’s.
    3. The bro’s become your chosen family and are arguably more important than your given family.
    4. A bro instantly becomes Pastafarian.
    5. When a male becomes a bro they take on all the responsibility of being a bro
    6. It is first come first serve on everything from girls to lunch seats
  4. Allowing girls to be bro’s
    1. In order for a girl to be a bro she must
      1. Not be a bro’s ex
      2. Be voted in by 6/9 of bro’s
      3. If a girl becomes a bro she claims all the rights and duties of dude bro’s
      4. If a girl is a thot she is not able to be a bro
  5. Acceptable names
    1. Bro
    2. Bruh
    3. Homie
    4. Home slice
    5. Dude
    6. Guy
    7. My guy
    8. My son
    9. Thiccq boi
    10. Sped
  6. The quest
    1. All bros have 2 quests
      1. A personal quest that they cannot tell anyone not even bro’s or girlfriends
      2. The quest all bros embark on
      3. This quest takes many forms and is always being completed as long as you are a bro.
  7. Bro hierarchy
    1. All bros are equal
    2. While at school the bro who gets to lunch or class first is in charge
    3. Bro who owns the house the bros are at is in charge
    4. While at a mall or restaurant the bro who spends the most money is in charge
  8. Simping
    1. If a bro is a simp, bros must do there best to un simp him
      1. Simping means he spends an excessive amount of money/ time on girls
    2. Bros can help by making the simp bro want to spend more time with them by hanging out more or being funnier
    3. If the bro has become too much of a simp he is banished for 6.9 days or until he grovels enough to come back and has learned his lesson
  9. Dating and girls
    1. A bro may never date another bro’s sister unless you get consent from bro
    2. A bro may never date another bro’s ex unless you get consent from bro
    3. If a bro announces he likes a girl the girl is his even if another bro liked her first.
    4. When a bro meets a chick other bros are allowed to voice their opinions openly but if he’s happy with her all bros must respect that.
    5. A bro must ask the other bro’s if he can go out with a girl.
      1. This is the last time bros can voice serious concerns about the girl. the bros must always say yes unless something serious has occurred.
    6. If a bro is invited to hang out with other bro’s he can not refuse if the excuse is to hang out with non-bro’s or girls.
    7. If a girl doesn't like a bro, the bro must respect that and move out of the way for other bros.
    8. If they have plans with a girl and the bros invite him to hang out within 6.9 hours then the bro must make an excuse to the girl and hang with the bros
  10. Breakups
  11. When a break up happens it is always the bro that broke up with the girl.
  12. If a bro is hurt no bro ever says I told you so.
  13. The bro has already learned his lesson no need to be a dick to him.
  14. 4.20 weeks is an average time for bros to fuck with the bro that the break up happened to.
  15. This is just an average, bros must use discretion before fucking with bro’s can talk shit about the girl as much as they want but not in a gossiping way.
  16. Bad breakups
  17. If a bro is very fucked up after break up all bro’s are obligated to help.
  18. Maybe the bro needs space but if not all bro’s do as follows:
    1. Hang out as much as possible with the bro
    2. Do whatever the bro wants
    3. If the bro says it doesn’t matter or the bro doesn’t want to do something active, the bro has to concentrate on that.
    4. Long talks are always good.
    5. The bro or bro’s closest to the hurt bro should have a long talk to the hurt bro about how he’s amazing and better than the girl.
  19. Behavior
  20. A bro can never in any way “be that guy”.
  21. A bro can never be mean to another bro and if the bro is he must apologize to the bro who didn’t deserve it.
  22. Bro’s can not be radically political.
    1. A bro can like politics and have political opinions but they can not be the defining feature of the bro.
  23. When the number 69 is said all bros must say nice.
  24. When the number 420 is said all bro’s must make eye contact and acknowledge someone said 420.
  25. Getting caught
  26. If bros are hanging out and are caught doing stupid stuff do the following.
    1. The bro(s) caught try their best to talk their way out of it.
    2. If that doesn’t work the bro(s) take complete responsibility and under no circumstances rat out the other bro(s).
    3. If the bro rats he is instantly excommunicated and must pay the price.
    4. The bro’s not caught can make one last stand by all standing up and taking blame if the situation calls for it.
    5. The uncaught bro(s) owe the caught bro(s) a debt that can not be easily paid back.
  27. Covering for bro’s
  28. If a girl asks about a bro’s search history bro’s must say it’s all clear.
  29. If a bro goes home drunk bros must tell parents he got sick and that’s why he’s acting weird
  30. If a bro comes to school hung over it is the bro’s duty to get him a caffeinated drink.
    1. If they want one
  31. If a bro is late for class a bro must say he is staying late with a teacher or another good reason.
  32. If a bro needs covering during a cold night you cover him.
  33. If the bro is seriously hurt or in danger doing something stupid we need to tell an adult if he is in immediate danger.
  34. Secrets
  35. If a bro tells another bro a secret that secret is sacred
  36. If a bro tells anyone even other bros the secret he is banished for 4.20 days
  37. If a bro spills too many secrets he will be considered untrustworthy and may be subjected to not learning any secrets or in severe cases banishment
  38. Copying
  39. If in need a bro should let a bro copy off his homework.
  40. The bro who’s copying should copy it differently enough so they don’t get caught.
  41. If they are caught the copier should come out and take the fall for it.
  42. If a bro needs to copy a bro’s test the bro who’s getting his test copied should put it in a place it makes it not obvious.
  43. Is the copier’s job to look out for the teacher and should take the necessary precautions to not be caught.
  44. Texts
  45. All codes apply
  46. Nothing changes just cause it’s written
  47. A bro is not to leave another bro on open or read unless it’s a streak or the conversation is over.
  48. Gossip
  49. Only acceptable during sleepovers as previously stated in code.
  50. A bro may never take part in spreading gossip unless obviously fake, a joke, and other bros are ok with it.
  51. If a bro receives gossip regarding another bro in any way they shall tell that bro what it is and who told the bro.
  52. Jokes
  53. All jokes are allowed to be said by bros no matter how offensive with a few exceptions.
    1. A bro’s recent ex
    2. If the joke a bro tells isn’t funny and just mean and nasty.
    3. If the joke violates another clause of the code.
  54. Charity
  55. If a bro is offered a drink even if he doesn’t like it he will drink it.
  56. A bro's first favorite drink is a free drink followed by a cold drink.
  57. If a bro offers food and drinks it must be the best food and drink he has.
  58. He is not allowed to keep the good stuff for himself otherwise, he doesn’t offer anything at all.
  59. A bro can not give charity out of pity only goodness of the heart
  60. Food / Meals
  61. A bro can never take food from bro’s fridge without permission.
  62. When out eating with bro’s every bro gets their own check and pays for what they eat, no splitting or averaging.
  63. If a bro orders salad or vegetarian/vegan meal all bro’s must make sure the bro is ok.
  64. Dessert is only acceptable if all bros are having fun and won’t be able to hang out after dinner.
  65. If one bro can not afford dessert no bro can have dessert.
  66. If dessert is available at home that is where dessert will be eaten.
  67. You must always share a cheek/seat with a bro at lunch if they are in need.
  68. If a bro requires thirds at lunch, and requests it from another bro, that bro must acquire said bro thirds.
  69. Vegetarian/vegan
  70. A bro can be vegetarian/vegan but can not try to make other bro’s like him unless asked to do so.
  71. If the bro offers non-bros vegetable-based food all bros are still obligated to at least try it.
  72. The bro must accept being fucked with by other bros for his decision.
  73. Religion
  74. A bro instantly becomes Pastafarian
  75. A bro can be any religion.
  76. A bro can not try to make other bro’s religious unless asked to do so.
  77. A bro must accept being fucked with for his religion.
  78. All bro’s must respect his religion
  79. Helping out
  80. If a bro looks like he requires help, bros are obligated to offer help.
  81. If help is declined you do not offer again unless asked.
  82. A bro is obligated to help if asked.
  83. If a bro needs advice bros with experience offer advice and bro’s that do not must say they do not have solid advice.
  84. The bro who helped is not allowed to tell non-bro’s he helped.
  85. This is so the other bro doesn’t appear weak.
  86. Parties
  87. If a bro is having a party all bro’s are invited.
  88. If the bro goes upstairs with his girlfriend this is allowed and it is the other bro’s duty to make sure no one else goes upstairs.
  89. 1 bro must be the designated driver and not drink at parties so bros can get home safer.
  90. Hanging out
  91. All bros must be invited
  92. Bro’s are not allowed to set up a hang out when they know a bro is unable to go unless given the ok by the bro in question.
  93. Places to hang out
    1. Mall
    2. Friends house
    3. Restaurant
    4. Theme park
    5. Water park (with the condition all bro’s go in single with the hope they go out with a girl)
  94. Things to do while hanging out
    1. Just fuck around but don’t do anything stated as illegal in the code
    2. Movie
  95. Sleepovers
  96. The only time gossip is allowed to be taken part of by bros.
  97. Things that can be done
    1. Any game that starts with the word strip.
    2. Video games
    3. Movies
  98. All bro’s must stay up as late as possible.
  99. If a bro falls asleep too early they may be subjected to having another bro but he’s balls in their face.
  100. When a bro falls asleep too early they give up their rights to not be fucked with.
  101. Homosexuality
  102. Being gay does not exclude you from being a bro.
    1. Gay bros are excluded from sleepovers until voted by bros otherwise
    2. Gay bros are not excluded from hanging out with bros
    3. Gay bros are not to partake in the homiesexual clause of the code behavior unless voted upon by the rest of the bro’s.
  103. If a gay bro feels unliked or unfairly fucked with because he is gay he may raise this with the bro’s he’s closest with.
  104. Homiesexual
  105. The following behavior is not considered gay of the person doing it is straight:
    1. Slapping a bro’s ass
    2. Giving gumballs to bro’s
    3. Complimenting other bro’s dicks
    4. Sending bro’s where are you’s
    5. Strip games with bro’s
    6. Spooning bro’s in the same bed
    7. Watching porn with the bro’s
  106. Rumbling
  107. Bro’s can bash each other but under no circumstances can it be a bash to the dick.
  108. Rumbling is not a way for bros to solve an argument or let off steam.
  109. Bro’s rumbling is strictly for fun.
  110. Up to four bro’s per rumble but no more unless all bros in rumble explicitly state it.
  111. No weapons during rumble unless all bros taking part explicitly say so.
    1. ie lightsabers
  112. If a bro is hurt for reals all bro’s must stop the rumble and help the hurt bro.
  113. Fighting
  114. If a bro gets into an honor fight no bros are allowed to help him
  115. If a bro starts a fight with another male it is his duty to win and no bros can help him
  116. If a male starts a fight with a bro all bros are allowed to join in the fight
  117. Physical contact of other bro’s
  118. A bro’s handshakes must be firm otherwise non-bros will consider you weak.
  119. A bro-hug is as follows
    1. A hug is only acceptable if hands are dirty or if bros haven't seen each other in 4.20 or more weeks.
    2. Also acceptable after traumatic experiences.
    3. Bro’s head goes to the right with the left arm over other bro’s right shoulder and right arm under bro’s left coming diagonally to center of bro’s back then 2 claps on each other’s back.
  120. If a bro accidentally touches another bro’s hand the bro must say no homo.
  121. Dapping up, high five, fist bump, spank, are all acceptable forms of contact.
  122. Calling a bro board meeting
  123. Any bro can call a pow-wow if he feels he needs to
  124. Any bro who can must go to the pow-wow
  125. Not all bros are required to go just the ones who can go
  126. A pow wow can happen over text, facetime, face to face, or in the bathroom
  127. Necessary bro board meetings
  128. Necessary bro meetings must be attended by all
  129. A necessary bro meeting is called when
    1. When a male has applied to be a bro
    2. When a bro is asking permission to ask a girl out
    3. When a bro is inviting other bros to hang
  130. Argument between bros
  131. An argument between bros must follow debate rules
    1. An argument between bros must be civil with no yelling
    2. It must be presided over by at least one third party bro or at least 2 non-bros
    3. When the argument is over it's over and an argument for the same reason cannot be called within 4.20 days
    4. The winner of the argument is not allowed to gloat and the loser can not sulk
  132. Dead bro
  133. If a bro dies it is the rest of the bro’s obligation to delete his search history.
  134. No matter how the bro died he died a bro and therefore honorably and heroically.
  135. All remaining bros must pay respect at the bro’s funeral by singing all-star or an acceptable Minecraft parody.
  136. If the dead bro had a girlfriend at the time of death it is the remains bro’s jobs to help her out with time, bills, heartache.
    1. Helping her out does not mean sleeping with her.
    2. If bro had a son all bro’s must tell the boy the legends of the dead bro.
    3. No bad stories are told about the dead bro but jokes are acceptable after a grieving period of 420 days or 69 months as voted on by the renaming bros.
  137. The bro’s son automatically becomes a bro if well-liked by everyone.
  138. Unbro
  139. Being a bro is a privilege and honor.
  140. The bro has a limited amount of times he can fuck up before being unbroed.
  141. If a bro is deemed unbro the rest of the bros can vote to excommunicate the bro.
    1. It must be a unanimous vote.
    2. The vote must take place with the bro in question knowing it is happening.
    3. If the bro is excommunicated he loses his bro name and is simply known as male.
  142. Redemption
  143. The male can redeem himself.
  144. In order for redemption to happen he’ll have to:
    1. Be a male for 69 days.
    2. The bros must vote if the male is allowed back in.
  145. If the male has achieved redemption he becomes a bro and his unbro is scrubbed and never talked about again.
  146. Adding to the code
  147. For a clause to be added to the bro code all bro’s must vote on it and a 6/9 majority adds it.
  148. To suggest a code addition it must be highlighted in blue
  149. To suggest a code removal highlight red
  150. To suggest an edit to a code highlight purple
  151. Voting takes place during lunch or whenever all bros are together
  152. Reading of the bro code
  153. A bro can not read the code if a non-bro is watching over there shoulder
  154. Non-bros are only allowed to read sections 1 and 2
  155. If a non-bro has a question about the code a bro can answer but only vaguely
  156. Bro Candidates
  157. List people who would be good bro candidates here
(also this is a repost from like 3 months ago. hopefully it does better this time)
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2020.08.15 18:45 Oculusfluffy Wan Pway? - by Oculus (xpost from fluffybooru) (Part 2)

Originally posted on: https://www.fluffybooru.com/post/view/57749
Previous part: https://www.reddit.com/fluffycommunity/comments/iaanin/wan_pway_by_oculus_xpost_from_fluffybooru_part_1/
“Wan Pway?”
~Alternatively titled “Excerpts from the Diary of Tan Teck Sing, James"~
~By Oculus~
Part 2
23rd June 202X+1
Spoke to Iskandar. It took a week to arrange a meeting with him, but I finally had the chance. Even he was not sure what was going on.
"I admit, its rather odd. I was in the middle of working on converting the poems of Walt Whitman into fluffspeak when I got the news from Prof Minsky."
"She told you about it directly?"
"She did. Apparently, she got approached by some company that was interested in the development of fluffspeak and was willing to fund it further. However, for that to work out, they wanted program at MIT to cease. Prof would write it off as the program having reached its aim, which is kind of true since we have developed quite a good lexicon."
"I'm surprised that she'd tell you directly."
"Well, there's another reason why, James."
The news hit me a bit hard when he said it.
"I... wow. I mean, you definitely contributed more than the rest of the people in the group, but, its still surprising."
"So was I. When I got the offer, I asked for a week to think about it. I made up my mind and decided to go with it. I already sent in my resignation, and there's still a lot more about fluffspeak that needs to be done, and I'm curious to see where this lead goes."
I didn't reply immediately. For a good minute, I toyed with my food. I was unsure with what to say to my friend. All I can manage was something embarrassing. Something pretty gay.
"I'll miss you."
Iskandar chuckled
"And I'll miss you too, James. No homo. We had a lot of great times. And hey, I could put in a good word for you."
I smile. That'd be nice.
"Also, there is something I want to pass you, before I leave."
4th July 202X+1
Saw Iskandar off at the airport today. Introduced Mei to him
"I take it that I have the pleasure of meeting the future Mrs. Tan?"
We all laughed. We had a good dinner at Changi Airport. It was also there that we let the cat out of the bag.
"To be honest, it sounds like what you're all doing is a waste of time. But I'm a sciences kid. I couldn't really stand all this language, literature, whatever stuff. I could never finish Romeo & Juliet. It was soooooooo boring!"
Opposites really do attract.
Mei then popped the question to Iskandar.
"So, you got anyone special, Mr Fluffspeak?"
Iskandar shook his head.
"I haven't really found anyone."
"That's a shame. Handsome guy like you, I'm surprise some chio bu hasn't gone for you."
"Please lah mei. Iskandar here is so atas, he's not going to get with any random ah lian or chio bu."
As the discussion went on, Iskandar passed me the gift. A softcover book with good lamination, and covered in plastic, it said on the cover "A primer to Fluffspeak - 1st Edition" >>33576
As we got up, and walked towards Departures, Iskandar whispered something in my ear:
"Open it as soon as you get home."
~
When I reached home, I opened up the primer. As I did so, a slip of paper fell out of the pages and land on the floor.
As I picked it up, I saw a rather cryptic message.
Qrnj sjra,
Sjhssl qhaab vc Zvafxrr sjra vm jvtug. Zvafxl znl uno or n qhzzru gb jbjx arj znfgnf. Phjjragjl, sjraf uno znqr alh fvgr gb gbx jvxr Sjhssl. Sjraf jvjj jrnja alh fvgr fbbafvrf. Qn fvgr vf jha ol Pnjiva sjra. Sjhssl jvjj gjl gb jnl jvo alh anzr, Fnat Xnapvy. Ubjrjrj, Wnzrf sjra jvjj jbjx jvo Pnjiva. Sjhssl jvjj gjl gb or pjbfr gb sjra nobg alh znfgnf.
- Vfxnaqne
I managed to decipher the code, as well as the URL that Iskandar gave. Iskandar and Calvin had created a new site called “Fluffspeak Nation”. Currently, its only got a few members. However, Calvin mentioned they will be making an announcement soon to the previous participants. I can see why Iskandar and Calvin didn't want the word about the new site to be out so quickly. But at the same time, I wonder what Iskandar was talking about. He only briefly hinted at it.
10th July 202X+1
Had to attend some big teacher's meeting at the MOE building in Buona Vista.
The graph showed a pie chart. A slice of the pie became very large at one point in the previous year, then went smaller. Then went bigger again, as the presenter explained.
"Currently, the number of Primary School children suffering from 'Fluffspeak Syndrome' is at a steady 20%. However, the number had peaked at 33% in June of the previous year. This means, at one point in 2020, one in three pre-adolescent children was unable to speak proper English. Although we have made great strides in lessening it, the sheer volume of the speakers in the previous year is cause for alarm. And, honestly, we should be doing better."
I was pretty laid back. Given that June is the school holidays, and fluffspeak could be seen as a phase when it was first announced, it was not surprising so many kids would want to try it out. And the remedials had worked. Well, at least for most of the kids. But Mr. Choe was beside me. With his tense stare, and his eyes glue to the screen, he listened intently. I could hear someone behind mention that he looked very 'garang', or gung-ho.
"The Ministry thus, has mandated these measures to further curb the spread of fluffspeak among the Primary School children. Internet access is to be disabled completely, with schools being no-wifi zones. Any computer network in schools will be using the MOE-devised Intranet, at least until this problem is cleared. In addition, children will not be allowed to bring smartphones into schools to use 5G networks. The ministry is encouraging parents to buy cheaper mobile 'dumb' phones.
Finally, we have reports that certain teachers have been practicing the use of fluffspeak recreationally. Anyone who is caught doing so will have to appear before a panel and, depending on the severity of their fluffspeak usage, may risk suspension without pay, or a termination of their service."
Fuck. The ministry isn't playing around.
5th October 202X+1
Its been about four months since the site has gone public. Fluffspeak nation made its announcement to its previous participants via e-mail. The news eventually made its way to mainstream media. The reactions were mixed. There was the obvious derision, as fluffspeak is considered to be an advanced form of babytalk, and some would have rather seen development of this constructed language end with the earlier MIT program.
In contrast, behavioural experts have been looking into Fluffspeak, particularly its random spread among impressionable children and in search results and see its benefits as a language that could be "inputted".
That seems to be the word going around. "Input". Various universities have constructed their own chat bots that operate in fluffspeak and are used to simulate youthful intelligences that a persona may interact with, whether its a baby or a cartoon animal. The University of Hong Kong got quite famous for making a chat bot of a talking horse that operated in fluffspeak.
There is a growing discussion about whether fluffspeak should be kept open-source, or if it should be 'governed'. And the discussion could go on but, frankly, between teaching children how to speak properly, hanging out with Mei, as well as indulge in my own creativity impulses, I can only do so much.
1st October 202X+2
Oh my. Holy shit.
It has been a long time, hasn't it? I can't believe I haven't written in my diary for over a year.
Much has happened. It has been a full year since they started limiting web usage at primary schools to only the use of the Intranet, and children are allowed to use only "dumb" phones. According to the ministry, the implementation of these measures has seen an improvement in the Math and Science scores of the students. However, the fluffspeak problem still persists despite these measures, and the percentage that the Ministry mentioned last year remains the same. But I'm starting to think the Ministry is never ever going to allow kids the use of Internet at school anymore.
I'm still moderating the fluffspeak site. But, without Minsky, the moderation seems to have become increasingly lax. Calvin is an interesting person, but she's neither a leader, nor is she a negotiator.
There has been flame wars going on almost weekly within the forums. It is like as if people enjoy arguing in fluffspeak. But it doesn't stop there.
There was the instances of ageplay back in MIT. It seems worse now, as people are starting to roleplay as "enfie babbehs". The implication of that term disgusts me. Most of the mods who joined in the first week have left, and I'm currently the only active mod, along with Calvin. Yet Calvin seems nonchalant about the issue. (a morbid part of my mind imagines she actually likes this sort of thing)
I haven't seen Iskandar in a while. He mentioned that there will be a big announcement that would explain Minsky's decision to end the programme early.
20th December 202X+2
I'm out with Mei at the moment. And I got my diary with me. I can't believe I could be so dumb to let that happen.
But I know a little secret about you now.
Yes, she does now. That is her handwriting.
I think its a little sweet that you have a diary.
And its sweet that you have one too, Mei mei. <3
I'll draw more hearts on your pages, you silly boy <3 <3
Well I'll draw stick figures on yours! orz
We just had dinner, and Mei had invited me to her place. Its not the first time, and yet, my heart is beating.
I better put this diary down.
21st December 202X+2
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it.
I'm trying to remember how it started. I was in the bed naked, and still sleeping. Mei got up and was brushing her teeth. Wearing only a bathrobe, she was watching the news on the television when she saw it.
Pulling me out of the bed, naked, and into the living room, the two of us sat down as we heard the words.
"Wan pway?"
But it was not coming from a child.
It was coming from an animal.
Mei and I quickly opened up a laptop and started searching for the newsclip regarding the announcement
"We at Hasbio would like to present the result of over a decade of research into bio-engineered toy animals. We present to you, the pet of tomorrow!"
A little animal comes onto the stage. The animal resembles Lightning Fast, a pegasus from Hassenfeld's "My Little Fluffy" series. The CEO gets on his knees, and waves his hand to the creature
"Hello, Fast!"
"Huwwo daddeh!"
The animal spoke.
The animal actually fucking spoke.
"Wan pway?
Fwuffy wan pway upsies!"
I recognize the language, it was clearly fluffspeak. And true enough, the article talked about how, through careful conditioning and revolutionary study of brain science, they were now able to 'program' these animals to speak in fluffspeak.
The whole thing was too incredulous. As my mind start racing back, it started to make me wonder
Did Iskandar know about this?
~
"Yes, this was the little project that Minsky and I have been working on."
I'm currently with Iskandar in a video-call. It was still in the wee hours of the Singaporean morning, so it was just enough time for me to catch him in the US, before he would head to bed.
"Its, its incredible! A talking animal! And one that can hold a conversation better than a parrot!"
I was ecstatic. But Iskandar was speaking with a somewhat straight face
"Indeed. I was a bit surprised to find out that Hassenfeld has a bio-engineering subsidiary, but the company had been working on trying to create a talking animal, modelled after one of their MLF properties. In fact, they had approached their geneticists to try and program a language into the fluffies DNA."
"Is that what happened?"
"Of course not," scoffed Iskandar. "You can't just program a language into DNA. But what you can do is engineer an animal that has a brain more similar to ours and, from there, work out a language that they can better learn than others."
"But how do you get these animals to speak then, if is not programmed?"
"Television."
I looked at Iskandar, a little dumbfounded
"But people don't learn fluffspeak from television."
"No, but we have exposed a few test subject fluffies to various programmes in fluffspeak. Compared to similar programmes done in English, the fluffies learn and speak from the fluffspeak ones better.
The idea Minsky and Hassenfeld has is that, in the long run, fluffies will be able to transition from fluffspeak to normal English. However, fluffspeak is the language they start out with, as it is like a form of babytalk."
"Amazing!"
But as I said this, I noticed that Iskandar seemed serious. What should be a joyous occasion didn't seem to be shared with him. And for a brief moment I could sense something was wrong.
"I'll be sending you a book. It should reach you by Christmas Day. And I have to go now.
Merry Christmas, James."
2rd January 202X+3
I knew this day was coming.
MOE had mandated the installation of these TVs in the canteens, as well as the classes. But now MOE wanted to take a step further. Half of the lesson plans of english classes were to be done by television, unlike math and science classes.
Of course, the first protest was from English teachers like myself, arguing that it was lessening the role of our respective department. But the Ministry mandated that, while half of English classes were to be done with the television, the other half of the lesson plan had to involve a teacher relating what the children just saw on the television to the class, to make sure that they had learnt the proper use of language.
Choe was all for this. If it meant that children had to see how English was ideally spoken, it would make sense that it was better for them to watch a controlled video, than have to rely on a human agent to teach the majority of the class. As he would put it, the teaching of English had to be streamlined.
Choe makes me sick. But the presence of TVs in my class for the year sickens me even more.
As I watch my class of children watch a rather drab program on the television, I can't help but feel the same monotony, back when I was a child. But the difference was that an educational video was done sparingly to augment the lesson plan.
The children are going to be watching this every day.
5th January 202X+3
I had forgotten all about the present that Iskandar sent me. I decided to open it up.
It was a copy of The Little Prince by Antoine St-Exupery, but written in fluffspeak. In addition, and instead of a little prince, it was a fluffy pony on the front cover.
Just as I was about to start reading, another slip of paper fell out. Written in the same code he sent me previously
“Wnzrf, vs lbh'er ernqvat guvf, guvatf ner abg ybbxvat tbbq. V nz n ovg jnel bs Unfovb'f vaibyirzrag va gur cebwrpg. Zvafxl naq V xrrc trggvat fvqryvarq ol inevbhf rkrphgvirf, naq gurer unf orra yrff vachg sebz hf ertneqvat gur jnl syhssfcrnx vf orvat gnhtug gb syhssvrf. V frafr gung syhssfcrnx angvba jrofvgr jvyy or fuhg qbja - Unffrasryq unf orra gelvat gb zhfpyr va ba gur ynathntr. V nz abg jevgvat guvf va syhssfcrnx orpnhfr V jnag gur zrffntr gb or pyrne gb lbh, ohg, V guvax gurl'er ba gb zr. V'yy gel gb xrrc lbh cbfgrq, ohg va gur zrnagvzr, V jbhyq yvxr gb zragvba gung jr unir n syhssfcrnx pbzzhavgl ba gur qrrc jro. Rira vs Unffrasryq gevrf gb fuhg hf qbja, jr unir na nygreangr fcnpr gb tb gb.
Jungrire unccraf, fgnl fnsr.
-Vfxnaqne”
I've been up all night. This does explain the serious look on his face a few weeks ago. But the idea of going into the dark web doesn't really interest me.
I guess we'll see how things go.
29 January 202X+3
I tried to access the fluffspeak nation website, but I kept getting a 404 error. I tried refreshing it, but I was not getting anything. I then switched to a VPN but, even when I set my location to outside of Singapore, to the US, or even somewhere as remote as Iceland, I was getting nothing. I messaged Calvin, and my worst fear regarding the site was confirmed. Hassenfeld, or rather Hasbio, has been trying to copyright Fluffspeak as a language.
Seems to be that going on the dark web is my only option.
I managed to set up a TOR browser to access the dark web site that Iskandar mentioned and, true enough, an exact copy of Fluffspeak Nation, as how it was before it was shut down, was hosted on the website.
But Calvin is no longer a mod on it. None of the other mods are around
Only I'm left, apparently. And I'm webmaster now.
I think I got my work cut out for me.
15 February 202X+3
I've gotten sick of trying to mod the website. For most of Chinese New Year, I was offline. And today's Valentine's Day.
I was out with Mei for most of today. We were at the Bread Street Kitchen for lunch. Then, and with the money I saved up, I took her to the Si Chuan Dou Hua Restaurant at the top of the UOB plaza. Had to make a reservation for a place a few weeks in advance, but, for a dinner for two, it was worth it
We had dim sum, followed by Peking duck. Beef, vegetables. And to top of the dinner, we had live crab.
"This is a very expensive dinner," she remarked
And that is when I made the humble request to her, bringing out the gem on a little band of platinum.
I could spend all the money I have. I could lavish her with all kind of riches and jewelleries. I could take her to any place in the world.
But when she said yes, it was all worth it.
26 February 202X+3
I'm in deep shit.
How the fuck did I fuck up.
I try not to let people know that I am a mod on Fluffspeak Nation. I have kept that secret for the longest time. But I am the only mod on the website currently. And worst, none of the users now seem to be trustworthy. Lately, there has been too much abuse, and I've spent more time deleting stuff than contributing.
But today, while at my table, I was glancing through the site on my phone, when Choe walked past me. I think the fucker saw.
He's been eyeing me all day. I think it happened when he saw the phrase "am onwy a widdwe babbeh."
Fuck, fuck, fuck. Maybe I'm overreacting. I mean, it is not like "am onwy a widdwe babbeh" or "wan pway" are exclusive to fluffspeak. I could be correcting a students report, yeah. But then the question would be, why am I doing it on the phone? And why do I look left and right when I do so? Like I got something to hide?
And I do have to hide this. But now I fear that Choe knows.
Mei tells me that I'm overreacting. She has been massaging me and telling me to relax.
I want to believe her.
15th March 202X+3
"Mr Tan Teck Sing, James."
"Yes."
"The panel will see you now."
I was being reviewed by a panel at MOE. It was supposed to be 30 minutes.
But it felt like forever
Even though it was just four senior teachers at a bench, while I was facing them, it was clearly an interrogation .
"Mr Tan, we understand that you have been conducting remedial classes for the past three years?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Then how do you explain your unsatisfactory results? Out of your class for each year, there is at least one to two students who still converse in fluffspeak despite the remedial."
"Fluffspeak is just ingrained in the internet, ma'am. We may remove tablets and smartphones from them, and get to watch only the television at school but, as long as the public at large exists, and the fluffspeak is practiced in public, the children will pick it up one way or the other."
"Mr. Tan, you know that is not an acceptable excuse."
"From what I understand, you are friends with Iskandar bin Firdaus, am I not correct?"
The gentleman who asked this was an Indian man. His glare felt like death. His tone, while soft, was accusatory.
"Yes, I knew Iskandar. I believe he left the teaching service two years ago."
"Yes, and you do know that he is one of the major contributors to the Fluffspeak movement, do you not?"
How the fuck do I answer this question? Iskandar is my friend, but I'm not going to rat him out. Even if he was halfway across the world, it wouldn't feel right. But I can't just tell a barefaced lie.
"I am slightly aware. We just thought of it as a joke. Something funny."
"Mr. Tan.
Are you a little baby?"
Fuck.
He said it in plain english. But assuming Choe reported me, this hit me. It felt like an arrow hitting its mark, point blank.
"I don't understand what you mean by that question, sir."
"Are you a little baby?"
I try my best.
"I fail to see how such a question would be relevant to this interview, sir."
"Mr. James Tan. We take the matter of English seriously here at MOE. Do you know how difficult it was for the country to recover after the COVID pandemic at the start of this decade? When we had to reallocate resources away from the arts and humanities?"
I nodded, to my chagrin.
"We don't teach English, at least in primary school, so that people can sit on fields, stare at clouds and come up with something whimsical. The education system has to produce results. We need Engineers. Scientists. Doctors. Teachers. Lawyers. Businessmen. You can have a child learn the piano, but its far more important for that child to know the valence of lithium by secondary school, or how to sell a product when he's an adult."
"But surely there is more to language than just such a utilitarian outlook?"
That was feeble. The following response was like a punch to my gut.
"Singapore was not founded on poetry. Let alone poetry spoken by little babies."
They asked a few more questions. And then their judgement came through
"Mr Tan, it is the finding of this panel that your performance as a teacher of English at Liu Chan Primary School is unsatisfactory. You will be suspended from teaching for a month, and your conduct will be reviewed at a later date."
~
The screen was littered with them. Thousands of multi-coloured equine things, running away from a building, and into the public. In the distance, a large building, with the "HASBIO" logo was burning
"This morning, activists from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA, launched a terrorist raid against Hasbio facilities across the United States. The objective of the raid was the release of their upcoming Fluffy Pony biotoy product.”
Mei and I watch the screen. Unlike the foal that we saw at Christmas time, these were much larger, perhaps adults. There were all kinds of them. Some fat and waddling. Some that were agile and could climb. Some with very puffed cheeks. And all of them encompassing the colours of the rainbow. Flooding the streets.
"A press statement by Hasbio's parent company, Hassenfeld, has stated that the attack was unjust, especially since their product was still under development. It has contracted the aid of the United States Fish and Wildlife Service to recollect as much of the product as possible, as the fluffy biotoys are still in the middle of testing.
PETA has denied involvement on the raid, claiming that the terrorist act was perpetrated by rogue elements within the organization."
I switched off the television. That was enough bad news for one day.
16th March 202X+3
It is a little after midnight
I'm in our bed. Mei is by my side.
I can't sleep. As I feel her embrace around me, she senses my restlessness.
"Are you still thinking about what happened today? The fluffies aren't really your problem."
"No, it is not that. Its just-"
"Oh yeah. What happened at MOE."
Her behind me, caressing my pectorals, and my abdomen, she whispered in my ear
"Do you remember I once talked about leaving Singapore? Why don't we do just that?"
"And go where? With what money?"
"We could move to another country. I have family in Canada. We could start a new life there and forget this place."
I could feel her bosom pressing against my bareback, as I reflect on that thought.
"Maybe we could do that. I'm not really getting anything out of being a primary school teacher.
I'll need to collect my things though. I've been living with you for a few months now, but I still have some items back at my parents house. And they might miss me."
"Then you could live with them for a while before we make the big move."
I turn to her. Even in the dark, Mei's smile radiates me.
1st April 202X+3
"Professor Syme Minsky, noted linguist and pioneer of the Fluffspeak Movement, is dead."
Perspiration dripped my forehead. I lost sensation around my lips. My eyes rapidly blinked as I stared at the headline.
Apparently, Prof Minsky died by suicide. Her body found at the bottom of carpark. According to forensics, Minsky, in a state of advanced intoxication, jumped from the balcony of her apartment flat, all the way down, to her death. Her death comes not too long after the recent raid by PETA on Hasbio, which has been seen as a major setback to the development of the much discussed Fluffy pony biotoy product.
"She was a brilliant woman, and an inspiration to us all. We could not have made the advancements in the development of fluffies without her."
That was Calvin speaking, the Computer science expert. I took a good look at her clothing and realized that she was now working as an executive at Hasbio. That explains why she was no longer a moderator at Fluffspeak nation.
I saw no sign of Iskandar. I realize that I had not messaged the guy in a good while, nor have I heard from him since Christmas
I checked Fluffspeak Nation and, indeed, even Sang Kancil, Iskandar's moniker was missing. His last message was months ago
All there was to greet me was more people roleplaying sex and violence in fluffspeak.
15th May 202X+3
I tended in my resignation to MOE today. It felt like a weight of my shoulder.
I am also currently into my last week at my parent's house. I had been busy going through my documents and looking for any essentials I need. Working with Mei, we agreed that we would be departing the country by the end of May. Right now, it is just a matter of tying up any loose ends.
I still mod the Fluffspeak Nation site but, honestly, even I am starting to get jaded by it. There are a few people though who have started adopting a term.
They had been using fluffspeak to roleplay as autistic children and animals, especially the fluffies. Utilizing this roleplay, they have come up with a new kind of fluffspeak fiction known as "hugbox". The name comes from a machine used to placate autistic people known as the hug machine, or "hugbox"
I had been monitoring the fiction of the hugboxers for a good while, and I am appreciative of their efforts. Just today, I decided to pass moderation duties to three of them, in the hopes that they'll take over from me. In addition, one of them is adept in coding. I feel that the message board is in good hands.
There's only one nagging thing left.
After I appointed the new mods for the message board, I noticed a private message just came into my inbox on the site.
It is from Sang Kancil.
~
The video quality is grainy, but I can clearly see Iskandar. He is seated in a dark room, the only illumination coming from a lone lightbulb. His eyes are bloodshot, and heavy with bags. He is wearing a beret and fatigues. On the table, beside him, is an assault rifle, most likely a Steyr Aug.
And seated on his lap, is a fluffy pony. A yellow one with a pink mane, who I recognize as Yelloquiet, from the MLF cartoon.
"Selamat Malam James. Or, as we would say, Huwwo, fwen."
The PM from Iskandar led me to this video in the dark web. I have no idea when it was taken. But it was disturbing as all hell.
"James, by the time you see this, I might either be captured, or on the run again. So I'll be brief.
Professor Minsky did not commit suicide. She was murdered. And PETA didn't release the fluffies, it was me. Well, me and a few other colleagues of mine.
Hassenfeld doesn't own Hasbio. I have no idea who actually owns Hasbio, but, it is something big. And I found out about this when I noticed that they were trying to simplify the fluffspeak lexicon. They were trying to control the language and limit it, remove the creativity we were working with it.
At first, I thought it was just an executive decision to sell mere toys to children and keep them that way. But I found out that the motive is far more sinister. It is the same reason why they have started to install the telescreens in primary and elementary schools in many areas."
"Daddeh am okay? Fwuffy am scawed."
Iskandar slowly strokes the mane of his fluffy, coaxing her to sleep.
"Daddeh am okay. Hab guud sweepies, fwen."
He then turns back to the camera.
"James, an entire volume of fluffspeak, both translations of our work, and new stories, have all been compiled into a USB stick. Minsky sought to preserve her work, and that is why she disappeared. I'm next. There's a reason why we made the move to the dark web. But if you see this, I have sent the USB stick to a specific location. As soon as you can, you need to leave Singapore, and find me."
As he says this, I hear the sound of dogs barking coming from the video.
"Stay safe, fwen.”
And the feed ends.
16th May 202X+3
I am currently in a room at a Hotel 81.
Sometimes, I wonder to myself, "how did I get into this whole mess?" I look through this diary, and as I read back the entries, I get the answer,
And then I ask myself, why? Why did I get involved?
There was something taboo about fluffspeak. About sounding like a baby, and understanding the adult world, but from a simplistic, childlike manner of speaking. When I wrote that story of a man going to buy a can of spaghetti, I sort of imagined a situation where both adults spoke like that. It was a silly thought, but it was fun. The whole thing was supposed to be fun.
A part of me knew that I didn't have to collect this USB stick from Iskandar. And that I don't have to be involved in all this. And yet, both Iskandar and I did enjoy the fun and times we had conversing in fluffspeak and writing stories in it.
But is it really worth all this trouble?
I'm supposed to be leaving Singapore with Mei. Start a new life. Maybe I'll just pass the USB stick to Iskandar, and this whole thing will be over.
Or maybe I can find out from Iskandar what he's up to exactly. For the longest time I thought he left the message board, but it is clear that he had been monitoring the site for a while
I look at the Fluffspeak primer that he gave to me, two years ago. While there is a pdf of this same primer in the USB stick, I feel the pages, and look at the words of fluffspeak, engraved on paper. The feel is different. And for a brief moment, I imagine a country where the newspapers, the signs, the books, everything, is in fluffspeak……..
There's somebody at the door.
The banging interrupted my imagination. Its getting louder. Its grown from mere knocks, to someone trying to beat down the door.
There's somebody at the door.
~News 5 Tonight~
23rd May 202X+3
"This is News 5 tonight.
Police are still looking for the whereabouts of James Tan Teck Sing, who was reported missing a week ago. Mr Tan is believed to be connected to the murders of Professor Syme Minsky and Iskandar bin Firdaus in the US. Both murders are considered related to the illegal raid on the Hasbio HQ and facilities earlier this year that resulted in the release of the unfinished fluffy pony biotoy product in the wild. Mr Tan is believed to be holding vital information.
In local news, the Agri-Food and Veterinary Authority of Singapore has formally declined a permit for Hasbio to sell their upcoming fluffy pony biotoy line in Singapore. This is the result of feedback from the Ministry of Education, regarding concerns that the biotoys may worsen the fluffspeak problem amongst the youth....."
~Epilogue~
~ Excerpt from the Diary of Mei Ling, May~
23rd May 202X+3
When the police told me that James was at a Hotel 81 before he went missing, I thought he cheated on me. I assumed the worst. That was until I got his diary. It was mailed to me and, after reading it, I’m starting to fear that, like Iskandar, he too got caught.
It was funny to think that, even though he was a guy, James and I loved the “My Little Fluffy” cartoon. Yelloquiet was my favourite, his was Applesauce. So, when they announced the development of fluffies, we both were ecstatic. He, even more so, because he was working on a language that they were going to speak.
And yet, as I fear the worst for my poor James, a thought crossed my mind. Why would his diary be sent to me? And by mail? I imagine both the police or Hasbio would want this diary for information.
There is a slip of paper. Its written in handwriting and was placed in the pages after the last entry of his. I recognize the code.
Qrnj fcrfuhy sjra Zrv zrv,
Sjhssl nz bgnl. Sjhssl uno uhjgvrf sjbz zhafgnu, ohg, sjhssl ah sberon fjrrcvrf. Sjhssl qhaab jurj zhafgnu nz sjbz. Sjhssl qhaab vo vg jnf tnuzra, be Unfovb zhafgnuf, be sjbz qn qnjxvr jroovrf. Ohg sjhssl nz bgnl.
Fcrfushy sjra, vo 'bh frr qvf, cjrm svaq sjhssl. Sjhssl uno jrsg ubzr sbe fnsr cjnpr. Fcrfuhy sjraf pna uno N ARJ YVSR va n fcrfuhy pbhagjl. Sjhssl jvjj fraq pjhrf. Oh' fcrfuhy sjra, sjhssl nz njvir. Jr jvyy zrrg ntnva.
Jho 'bh sberon,
Wnzrf
I had learnt a little fluffspeak during my time with James, and I understood the message. For a brief moment I laughed. And then I cried. And then, I did both.
I will have to leave soon.
I will see you soon too, special friend.
~The End~
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2020.08.13 01:28 Vexxen123 A segment of my worldbuilding 4

About: Everything about mal, (not up to date)
This is a document in my wiki. Want more go to bottom.
I recommend reading this one here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1nDC8Qhe60LuDDKwiR_vcmAMOxdRj70m_tCiw5ff-R9Q
Is It Canon
Yes
Introduction
Mal is a very odd planet with lots of mysteries. One of the biggest mysteries is the intelligent species that live on mal. Or as said in The Mokin language "al nemal at͡ʃot onenelin. al neun nenelin at͡ʃot onomal."(my conlang) (There will be more added to this document, there languages, there cultures, there wars. More to come)
Biological Characteristic
The biology of mal the intelligent species of mal is very similar to human biology. There are 8 intelligent species on mal. All of which are extremely similar. The main differences between humans and the intelligent species of mal are, first they have parts of animal species on earth, second is they have a slightly different nervous system, third they have the ability to change their body into that of their related animal ,and last if all they have EE naturally.
Their nervous system has one key difference, it's the structure. Their nerves have 2 extra layers around themselves that allows for EE to be controlled easier. This also relates to their ability to change into their related animal. This comes from the power of the EE. It seems that the EE is what changes their body, the blueprints for their second body can be found in every one of their cells with an extra strand of DNA that relates to their second form. This extra strand temporarily replaces the partal human strand when they change, while the EE changes the body structure. This extra strand acts as a part of the dna that gets the same treatment as the other piece of dna. When cells divide both get copied, when a girl gets pregnant the strands for both people get the same treatment. This normally would cause a lot of mix up between the dna but thanks to the EEU's constant goal to keep them alive it doesn't happen. There are also many smaller changes to the body that have improved it overall, like the removal of the appendix, the improvements of the spine, and many other things. All of these changes can be related to EE. Over generations EE tries to improve the body to keep you alive. This doesn't happen instantly because they are not actively thinking of this improvement. Because of all these changes even without EE they have an expected lifespan of 120 years(ignoring cancer) from those small improvements. That's the rundown of the intelligent species of mal.
EE is not present in everyone. Some are weak, some are strong, some have none. Due to the mix up between the DNA in their cells if they have no EE they will get cancer quickly, in about 5-10 years from birth. Also those without EE cant change between forms making them stuck in whatever form they were born in. Thanks to the culture of most mal species they are born in their true form, and not able to talk. Meaning that most without EE will live miserable lives stuck in their true forms unable to talk, and getting sick quickly then dying.
Pregnancy of the intelligent species of mal is odd. When a child is conceived they will come out in the form they were conceived in. This also causes the mother to be stuck in said form. This will last for the entire time of pregnancy. Until the baby comes out. The pregnancy time is based on what form they get pregnant in. If true form, the pregnancy will last as long as the animal's pregnancy would. While in partial form it would last the same time as a human. The baby when it comes out won't be able to change instantly. It will take till puberty for the form for them to gain the ability. This is for their protection. Thanks to this in true form it can be short lasting only for a month before they gain the ability, for partial form it lasts for 14 years. After they gain the ability to change in true form they will change into a toddler, while for partal form they will turn into a teenage version of their true form.
Their physical characteristics are as follows. There are 8 species, for 8 animals. Each of which have separate cultures, languages, and regions. The species are the Canis lupus arctos(the White wolf), Vulpes vulpes(the red fox), Odocoileus hemionus(the black-tailed deer), Alouatta caraya(black howler monkey), Panthera tigris tigris(tiger), Sylvilagus bachmani(brush rabbit), Aquila chrysaetos(golden eagle). The one I have the most done for is the wolves. The other will have their time when the time comes. The species names for the intelligent life on mal is as follows, homo-canis lupus arctos(the mokin, wolf hybrids), homo-vulpes vulpes(fox hybrid), homo-Odocoileus hemionus(deer hybrid), homo-Alouatta caraya(monkey hybrid), homo-Panthera tigris tigris(tiger hybrid), homo-Sylvilagus bachmani(rabbit hybrid), homo-Aquila chrysaetos(bird hybrid).
Theories behind there origin
The real reason for their origin is I don't feel like saying but in universe they do have theories. Of course how could human dna appear on an alien planet with no human contact. Not to mention the whole earth animal species. So many scientists think they have been seeded by a higher civilization. They also think that it was the same civilization responsible for the unnatural interstellar jets. The reason for which to create these species is unknown, experiment?, weapons?, only I know.
mokin
The mokin or in science term homo-canis lupus arctos, are wolf-human hybrids that live on mal. Their name comes from the name for their language which translates to wolf form, wolf human, or wolf shape. Mok being their word for wolf, and kin being a name of a god as well as togetherness and their basic human shape.
Language
The language "mokinpod", or more formally "mokin mopod", is very loose resembling Bantu. (In ipa)
Consonants m, n, p, b, t, d, k, f, v, z, x, l, ɮ , ɹ
Vowels i, u, e, o, a
Their language roots consist of short words with CVC structure mostly. Though exceptions are common. They make more complex words by combining roots, and most of their words are combinations. These mean words can get up to 8 sounds long. If words get longer then this they separate them with spaces. Their grammar is SVO, and head-final. With very short sentences.
Their writing system is unique in that they write in a special type of wax, and only high class use paper-like mediums, though for religious purposes they use stone. They go from left to right. They have special symbols for spaces, and periods. As well as they use 2 of the space symbols to symbolize a new sentence. They have a unique quirk in the k symbol in that it's the same as the g symbol. They use context to identify the two. Their number system is base 6. With a taly like system.
Ko power, or later named EE
EE is found in every mokinian, but is very low in most. Most only have 50-100 EEU'S of EE. Some are even born with none and dont have the ability to change shape, but die quickly due to cancer. There is royalty like Family's of high EE mokin. These have EE between 400-700 EE'S with a rare few going over 1000. Most in this higher class live for a few thousand years. The only reason for death being that they choose too. The reason they do this is because they believe that they will go to their equal heaven once they have completed their jobs in the world. To them once they have completed some great feat or consider themselves worthy of going to heaven then it's time for death, and too denied it is too denied heaven. Their abilities with EE has made EE become a part of their culture. They use it for concerts, they use it for art, they use it for a unique technique using EE that allows them to show memories and their imaginations. It's ingrained in them. High EE is treated like blessings, while no EE is like god has denied/cursed you. They connect EE with northern lights, because they live in an environment that has northern lights. Their northern lights are more common and more powerful than on earth. They see the gods' power as northern lights, and EE as god activating their own. They have 4 gods they consider often. Op, kin, kal, and nal. Op, the god of change. Kin, the god of togetherness. Kal, daughter of Op, sister of nal, god of true form. Nal, son of kin, brother of kal, god of partal form. Due to the genders of Kal, and Nal they see having a baby in partial form as going against the gods. This belief is probably from their biology.
Environment
The mokin live on boreal forests like environments, this is due to them having similar preferences to a wolf. The alien species that live in this environment are unique. The trees of this area are like large mushrooms but not mushrooms. The plant life of mal seems to be a mix between plants and fungi. The plants in this region have a special wax coating that protects them from predators and is very insulating. The wax like substance also has a melting temperature of 50 degrees Celsius. This means it melts in fire but body heat is not enough. The trees have bark with similar structure to tree bark on earth, the interior of the tree however is different, they have tubes of sugar water that flows inside them with the sugar water acting as a battery of energy. Most of the sugar water is stored inside themselves, but they have flower like structures on their tops that release their spores. They also have leaf structures similar to fern trees, the only difference is that it's covered in wax. They breed in 2 ways, spores, and by creating a copy of themselves connected through their roots, that then grows into a new tree. This makes the trees grow very quickly. They can grow to full height in 3 years, while they get to grow up in 15 months. The land is covered in these forests.
Society, government, and culture
The mokin have a significant part of their diet come from fishing, as well as hunting. Due to the cold, most of their food lasts for a long time. They see fishing as a side job and hunting as the real thing. They hunt in their true forms, and they hunt in pack formations. If you want meat, you have to work for it. They hunt their equivalent of deer-like creatures. They have 2 things they do with a kill, eat it right there, with the person who killed it getting the tasty bits, or bring it back for those who don't hunt. They usually bring back the untasty bits home, while if they do bring an entire kill the ko will have first dibs. If you kill it, it's your choice where it goes. They live in populations of 100-600 people. Thus ment they hunted quite far from home, and hunting trips lasted for 3-6 earth days. They would stockpile food for winter, and it would be rationed out in difficult times. They often traded with others for food, and have good relationships with the deer hybrids. They farm fish, and the trees, as well as other things. But due to the ground they dont farm.
EE's use in art
EE reacts to body movements, as well as imagination. A simple example is to create a glowing point. This is usually one of the simplest things you can do. First you close your eyes and feel this fluid inside you. Then you imagine it while making a hand movement Acting like you're pulling it out. Then imagine dust in this glob of fluid, and see it pulling towards the center forming a point. Then the most tricky part is imagining light being produced, and glowing. Sync up the brightness with your hand movements. Keep imagining and open your eyes. You now have a glowing point of light above your hand and its brightness is controlled by your hand movements.
Another thing EE can do is see things. When you focus on the EE inside your body you can feel its movements, and density. If you pull it outside your body and try to imagine the photons hitting it, then the EE will become visible and you will start to be able to see through the EE. Like a 360 video but you're seeing it all at once, or a 3d view of the entire room. It's hard to explain. But once you have these basic skills, now you're able to do something.
Now let's try to lift something. Imagine the EE surrounding an object. Now move the EE into the air while imagining a flow of EE hitting the bottom of the object. Open your eyes, you're making an object float, it looks like an object surrounded by a purple fog.
Now let's try to make sound. Make some EE come out of your body, now imagine an outward flow from a point. Make it constant. Now as you move your hand, imagine the speed of the flow changing. Lastly, imagine the air moving because of it. Then you hear a sound. Depending on the speed of the waves different pitch, now for volume it's more difficult. Imagine the waves becoming more distinct, and control that. Now you got volume. This is a basic overview of how to make sound. It's a lot more complex for professionals.
Professionals use the same methods however. The more you get used to it, the more your mind remembers how to create that EE structure. Like playing a guitar. They use a point to produce sound still, but can use multiple. As well as that they read paper and move their hands according to the pitch needed. For multiple tracks they use separate fingers, or do them all collectively. It's very complex, the master's can play songs impossible to play normally with a band, let alone one person. This is because they are not limited by the number of hands or other things. This is because if they get how it feels to play a part of a song down, it requires way less movement.
Their music style is odd. A mixture between this(https://youtu.be/DtKCNJmARF0) and this(but without vocals,https://youtu.be/JwXT52KFqJ4), also this(https://youtu.be/ajM4vYCZMZk), also this(https://youtu.be/D-_qS_3KXBA). That's their music style, something like the first, sometimes like the last one. Well that's the music of tradition anyway. They play this music usually before traditional ceremonies, or after. It's a tradition that during the music people try to extend their EE as much as possible, and professional EE imagers make shows to match the music. During the ceremony they play mellow versions of the songs. There are of course many other styles, but this style is very popular.
EE imagery is the process of creating 3d images, or 2d. This is for the visual side of art. They use colored dust to create the images and move it using EE. For example let's say you want to create an image of a man jumping up and down. Well first you have the balls of dust of the colors you need. Skin colored dust, grey dust, black dust, and brown dust. Then you lift that dust and make the shape you imagine. A person. Then to animate it's as simple as moving the dust. They use this to create 3d art, sadly it only lasts for as long as they continue use of their EE. Once they stop the dust falls to the ground. But a method of doing this can create permanent art. They use EE to carve rocks, and infuse the dust to the surface of the rocks.
They combine music, and their 3d art to make movies like shows. As well as use it for showing their memories.
Building's
They live in winter cabins like structures. They use the wax, and interiors from trees as insulation, and use the bark as walls. Thanks to the air pockets inside the interior of the trees they work well, the wax is used to seal the house, and glue the interior of the trees. Their roofs are short and triangular. With windows on the west, and east. The houses are rectangular going west to east. The houses usually have 4 rooms at most, while most have 3. A dining room/living room/cooking room, a bathroom, and a bedroom/storage room. The family usually goes to bed at the same time. Most families are very close.
As for there community structures, they are like outdoor auditoriums, when its not snowing as much, or is good weather they can come to these places and see shows, or sports. There the hot spots.
Religion
Their mythology is an odd one. There was nothing but power once. No good, no evil, just power. Then the power formed 2. These 2 were op, and kin. They formed and soon found joy in each other. One was a shapeshifter changing between forms constantly, the other was not, he had 2 legs, 2 arms, and his ears were weak, and useless. They roamed the fields of power. Green, blue grass, constantly changing colors and shape. Op was unable to change into Kin's shape however, and the only shapes he knew were ones he created. The 2 grew to love each other, and desired more than these planes. So the 2 went close and tried to create. They seceded. Starting with a speck of dirt, and then growing. They decided to try and recreate their world, but one that they control. Soon a planet was formed, covered in nothing but rock. They found life, they needed a part of themselves in the world. They decided to drop their sweat upon the world. This sweat formed the oceans, they became full of life. But not like them. They were simple, and didn't even recognize their creators. So they made land so someone like them could form. Eventually the creations reached land, and made it their own. But none. At this point they had an idea. If they mix themselves together what would happen. So they did so and out of that twins formed. One they named nal, and the other kal. Nal was like kin in that he looked like him, but could change parts of himself into forms. While kal was like op. They were linked, two parts of the same whole. They loved the world their parents made, and wanted to add something. So they put their sweat together and it separated into the 7 imagined forms of op, and people were formed. they had part of both inside themselves, and they grew to love their gods. They learned to master the cold, and harness fire, but when getting old they started to die. So nal, and kal tawt then that they could create more of themselves, but only the right way. The other ways would be cursed for being in the wrong order. So the new generations were born. Some were to be cursed to die young, and without the gods power, too allow for the new generation. While some had more of the gods power and lived for decades. When they died, they would join kal, and mal in the stars. They were to join them when they have seen all they can, the more gods power, the more they were meant to see. They all watch as more see the truth, and then join them in the stars.
End
Want more of my worldbuilding? Well there is more. You could check out my profile at u/Vexxen123, or the much better way would be to check out my wiki. I found Google Drive would be the best, for its reliability and has all the features I want. Once you enter, read the "Welcome, read first '' document before you go into my content. It has what this is, my rules, and were too start. Seriously go there first. It's in a wiki format. You could also explore the content folder for more direct exploration. When big changes are made I will upload here about them. Also I will post wiki entries to increase my viewers. What's the point in doing this if no one knows about it. Enjoy, thanks for reading.
Wiki https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=1A_Ocgxm2RHhz1SqNRtw45e9fhuBLRN8X
This document https://drive.google.com/open?id=1nDC8Qhe60LuDDKwiR_vcmAMOxdRj70m_tCiw5ff-R9Q
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2020.08.04 20:48 Elite4ChampScarlet Discussion / Theorizing about "Beyond the Harbor" (as of version 0.3)

Although early in development (version 0.3 at the time of writing), Beyond the Harbor is shaping up to be quite an interesting narrative experience. I've seen a little theorizing happening on the itch.io page, but I wanted to do some sleuthing myself / hopefully get y'all's opinion as well.
Ollie as an Unreliable Narrator
For context, I first found this project at version 0.2, which ended all the routes when Don steps off the bus and before Ollie (as of 0.3) gets to react to this.
Upon this first playthrough, I played Route 3 (Sam). My takeaway from this playthrough was that Ollie dealing with stuff in his past and with ADHD, that he and Don were trying to figure out how their relationship was to function now that they were no longer dating, that he and Trevor were pretty good friends (and pretty cute, I might add), that Sam was a good friend / potential love interest, and that Vee was a bit abrasive but somehow had ties to Ollie. I came away thinking this was pretty "Night in the Woods-y". At the end, the game encouraged me to play other routes, as some information was only available
However, upon the 0.3 update, I replayed the same Route from the beginning, especially when we got past the bus stop scene and Sam became really handsy and forceful with Ollie. This felt like a departure from the previously established characterization, and I became really shocked. However, I knew this felt important and not just bad characterization. Even before any of the "route-determining decisions things began to pop out at me as strange/red-flaggy:
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Route 3 (Sam)
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Route 2 (Trevor)
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Route 1 (Don/Vee?)

Big Questions:

What (mental health-wise) is up with Ollie?
This topic was pretty jarring for me, as the sense of Ollie I had at update 0.2 was very relatable to me. Like Ollie, I too have a form of ADHD (like Ollie, what would have been labeled ADD / Inattentive) with an associated listening problem, I have uncomfortable uncertainties about past relationships, I've had a panic attack or 2, and I have trouble letting go of the past. Playing through the rest of Route 3 and the others showed me that these problems were pretty intrusive and repetitive for Ollie.
While I've never had anything as extreme as Ollie, this game definitely made me think back on past relationships and made me wonder how much of my recollection is accurate. Have I done what Ollie might have done to Trevor to people in my life?
Like Mae from Night in the Woods, I wonder if Ollie, in addition to ADHD, perhaps also suffers from some sort of Depersonalization / Derealization Disorder. I'm going to leave that to y'all to discuss as this isn't quite my lane.
How much of what we see is accurate?
In some routes, we literally hear battle music and angelic choirs when Vee encounters Sam outside the coffee shop. This could just be for dramatic effect, but given everything else going on, especially with his mental state, I question everything not constant about the three routes. Based on seemingly minimal decisions, character seem to act pretty differently.
It is my belief that the shared events of each Route most likely happened, but I am unsure where the differing events fit in. Are they all fake? Route 2 is pretty different than Route 1& 3
I also want to hope that Route 2 isn't real because I selfishly want Trevor to be a valid romanceable option if it's healthy for both of them. Both Sam and Don are implied to be in relationships at the moment, so neither seem likely for a healthy romanceable option.
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2020.07.28 11:50 fnrptr Randall Carlson New Podcast

Randall Carlson has a vast knowledge that he uses to understand the history of humanity. The First time I was shocked by the evidence he presented was on a Joe Rogan Podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Cp7DrvNLQ
(I will include a table of contents to the above video at the end of this post, i am copy and pasting it from one of the comments on the youtube video)
Anyway, I am excited to find that Randall Carlson is starting his own podcast. In this clip he details what he will be talking about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=129&v=iK5SAlKkJgI
TABLE OF CONTENTS - JRE #606
0:04:16 Homo sapiens idaltu, oldest modern human skeleton> 7000 generations of humans
0:05:45 new discoveries lending credence to Graham Hancock's thesis
0:06:22 Gobekli Tepe
0:07:30 Tunguska Event, speed and kinetic punch
0:08:27 Possible reason for purposely burying of Gobekli Tepe
0:11:15 Cleopatra < Great Pyramids
0:12:28 Scale of potential loss of human civilization due to massive impact event(s)
0:14:20 Oxygen isotopes in Greenland, summit ice core samples
0:17:18 Implications for our modern mainstream model of climate change induced catastrophe
0:24:00 The limited scope of the modern climate change debate/'consensus' view and the danger of that, see 0:38:38
0:26:25 Greenland Ice Sheet project history
0:27:31 Little Ice Age, important context
0:29:00 Two periods of global cooling in the last two thosand years
0:30:32 Holy Grail Quest Stories
0:31:33 Dendrochronologists' discovery of stunted forest growth in northern hemisphere in the period of the Grail Quest for 8-10 years, supported by historical records of the time leading to Justinian Plague
0:33:20 Recovery, brought on by retur of warmth, 900AD, medieval warm period
0:35:06 Cathedral building phenomenon, ended by Little Ice Age, Black plague
0:38:38 Why are we ignoring this evidence? The problem with the IPCC
0:40:59 The real Inconvenient Truth
0:42:00 Eemian interglacial period temperature oscillations
0:42:22 Oboriginal tales past down through oral tradition about sea levels, analyses by archaeologist W. Bruce Massey
0:45:59 Younger Dryas
0:47:56 Rate of sea level rise, not smooth
0:48:43 Late Pleistocene mortality graph, ~120 species of mega mammals went extinct
0:50:00 Dominant hypothesis of ''overkill'' or ''blitzkrieg'' to explain the extinction of the mammoths..
0:52:13 Founding fathers of geology > new school of thought, catastrophism v uniformitarianism
0:54:49 J. Harlen Bretz' proposition of gigantic floods in pacific North West being ignored by peers in 1920
0:56:12 Transition in earth sciences incorporating parts Bretz his findings, but with a modern example that doesn't scale or compare with Bretz' findings; the new dogma
0:59:36 Joe mentions the problem with the ''overkill'' hypothesis and Randall adds to it
1:00:05 One of the many mammoth cemeteries
1:01:50 Joe is spooked by Randall's snorting and tries to play it off by refering to the drawing of the 'ivory floor' of the London docks covered in Siberian mammoth tusks
1:07:07 Joe asks for Randall's desktop wallpaper, Randall keeps him in suspense for a little longer, shows satellite photo instead
1:11:00 Canada didn't exist
1:14:41 The Bering Strait during Ice Age is exposed, connecting Siberia to North America, 14000-15000yrs ago
1:15:54 Indonesia, modern day v Ice Age
1:16:55 Hundreds of stories that parallel the story of Noah, coinciding with the exisiting data
1:19:09 if we accept that the stories are based on real events, what do the parts of the persons with foreknowledge imply?
1:19:53 Europe now v during Ice Age, ~15000 yrs ago
1:20:35 Mt. Jumbo, Missoula, Western Montana, shorelines reaching to tops of the hillside
1:21:27 Latrourelle Falls, Basalt layers
1:23:53 West (boulder) Bar giant current ripples, 50ft high
1:25:54 New trend in evidence, geological community is moving in the direction of Randall's assertion, some of the older guard is defending the idea of the jökulhlaups, group of Canadian geologists, John Shaw et al., are challenging this
1:27:50 Where the water for these massive floods came from, asteroidal impact
1:28:45 Impact craters of the last 10.000 yrs, potentially causing massive tsunami's
1:30:45 Modern consensus view of the Younger Dryas, exact match with Plato's account of the subsiding of Atlantis beneath the waves
1:34:20 Recent research, shock-synthesized hexagonal diamonds in Younger Dryas boundary sediments, micro-diamonds, nuclear glass all correlates with massive cosmic impacts
1:35:40 Overspecialization in modern science, pro's and cons
1:40:02 Listing recent discoveries supporting Younger Dryas cosmic impact hypothesis and narrowing down date to 12.800-12.900yrs ago
1:42:37 Randall mentions gratification as he theorized this 25yrs ago and Joe asks how he became so obsessed with this
1:52:58 What this all means for our species, on a larger scale, big picture, according to Randall
1:53:41 Emerging evidence human population crashed during Younger Dryas
1:55:16 Book of Matthew interesting quote where Jesus talk about what the end of days will look like, what it implies
1:58:33 The moral to all of this, what should we do in terms of consumption of Earth's resources and what to direct our collective efforts at
2:01:34 Error of gradualism in the environmental movement
2:03:27 We'd be fucked without Jupiter
2:03:53 Sacred Geometry and Freemasonry
2:06:58 Difference between modern and ancient architecture, ''textbooks in stone''
2:08:48 What is the Masonic Order, 'secrets of Freemasons', Masonic traditions
2:12:30 Freemasons as custodians of ancient symbolism, Noah's ark, acacia tree, DMT
2:16:15 DMT as a boon to mankind and the mistake of criminalizing it
2:21:34 Climatic optimum after population crash/ Ice Age
2:25:14 Climate shifts again into neo-glaciation, 6000yrs ago
2:27:40 Traumatic effect on consciousness as result of surviving near-extinction event, perhaps gene-deep
2:29:44 insert ''aliens'' meme
2:30:26 Responds hypothetically by calling back to the ''7000 generations of modern humans'' point and potential advancements of past civilizations, kicks off from there
2:37:58 Freedom to innovate stifled by bureaucracy, encumbering creative processes
2:40:39 Resistance motivates action
2:42:32 parable about making your own way
2:44:05 Why the name ''Sacred Geometry''
2:44:56 Architecture, geometry, of our solar system is in perfect balance to allow for us to exist; Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune via bucket mechanism deliver Panspermia to Earth
2:50:02 (Hypothetical) New Jerusalem
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2020.07.28 09:01 fnrptr Cosmography - Randall Carlson

I am excited to share a topic that I don't see posted that often. This is an alternative look at Anthropology without bringing in a theory of alien intervention.
Randall Carlson has a vast knowledge that he uses to understand the history of humanity. The First time I was shocked by the evidence he presented was on a Joe Rogan Podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Cp7DrvNLQ
(I will include a table of contents to the above video at the end of this post, i am copy and pasting it from one of the comments on the youtube video)

Anyway, I am excited to find that Randall Carlson is starting his own podcast. In this clip he details what he will be talking about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=129&v=iK5SAlKkJgI

TABLE OF CONTENTS - JRE #606
0:04:16 Homo sapiens idaltu, oldest modern human skeleton> 7000 generations of humans
0:05:45 new discoveries lending credence to Graham Hancock's thesis
0:06:22 Gobekli Tepe
0:07:30 Tunguska Event, speed and kinetic punch
0:08:27 Possible reason for purposely burying of Gobekli Tepe
0:11:15 Cleopatra < Great Pyramids
0:12:28 Scale of potential loss of human civilization due to massive impact event(s)
0:14:20 Oxygen isotopes in Greenland, summit ice core samples
0:17:18 Implications for our modern mainstream model of climate change induced catastrophe
0:24:00 The limited scope of the modern climate change debate/'consensus' view and the danger of that, see 0:38:38
0:26:25 Greenland Ice Sheet project history
0:27:31 Little Ice Age, important context
0:29:00 Two periods of global cooling in the last two thosand years
0:30:32 Holy Grail Quest Stories
0:31:33 Dendrochronologists' discovery of stunted forest growth in northern hemisphere in the period of the Grail Quest for 8-10 years, supported by historical records of the time leading to Justinian Plague
0:33:20 Recovery, brought on by retur of warmth, 900AD, medieval warm period
0:35:06 Cathedral building phenomenon, ended by Little Ice Age, Black plague
0:38:38 Why are we ignoring this evidence? The problem with the IPCC
0:40:59 The real Inconvenient Truth
0:42:00 Eemian interglacial period temperature oscillations
0:42:22 Oboriginal tales past down through oral tradition about sea levels, analyses by archaeologist W. Bruce Massey
0:45:59 Younger Dryas
0:47:56 Rate of sea level rise, not smooth
0:48:43 Late Pleistocene mortality graph, ~120 species of mega mammals went extinct
0:50:00 Dominant hypothesis of ''overkill'' or ''blitzkrieg'' to explain the extinction of the mammoths..
0:52:13 Founding fathers of geology > new school of thought, catastrophism v uniformitarianism
0:54:49 J. Harlen Bretz' proposition of gigantic floods in pacific North West being ignored by peers in 1920
0:56:12 Transition in earth sciences incorporating parts Bretz his findings, but with a modern example that doesn't scale or compare with Bretz' findings; the new dogma
0:59:36 Joe mentions the problem with the ''overkill'' hypothesis and Randall adds to it
1:00:05 One of the many mammoth cemeteries
1:01:50 Joe is spooked by Randall's snorting and tries to play it off by refering to the drawing of the 'ivory floor' of the London docks covered in Siberian mammoth tusks
1:07:07 Joe asks for Randall's desktop wallpaper, Randall keeps him in suspense for a little longer, shows satellite photo instead
1:11:00 Canada didn't exist
1:14:41 The Bering Strait during Ice Age is exposed, connecting Siberia to North America, 14000-15000yrs ago
1:15:54 Indonesia, modern day v Ice Age
1:16:55 Hundreds of stories that parallel the story of Noah, coinciding with the exisiting data
1:19:09 if we accept that the stories are based on real events, what do the parts of the persons with foreknowledge imply?
1:19:53 Europe now v during Ice Age, ~15000 yrs ago
1:20:35 Mt. Jumbo, Missoula, Western Montana, shorelines reaching to tops of the hillside
1:21:27 Latrourelle Falls, Basalt layers
1:23:53 West (boulder) Bar giant current ripples, 50ft high
1:25:54 New trend in evidence, geological community is moving in the direction of Randall's assertion, some of the older guard is defending the idea of the jökulhlaups, group of Canadian geologists, John Shaw et al., are challenging this
1:27:50 Where the water for these massive floods came from, asteroidal impact
1:28:45 Impact craters of the last 10.000 yrs, potentially causing massive tsunami's
1:30:45 Modern consensus view of the Younger Dryas, exact match with Plato's account of the subsiding of Atlantis beneath the waves
1:34:20 Recent research, shock-synthesized hexagonal diamonds in Younger Dryas boundary sediments, micro-diamonds, nuclear glass all correlates with massive cosmic impacts
1:35:40 Overspecialization in modern science, pro's and cons
1:40:02 Listing recent discoveries supporting Younger Dryas cosmic impact hypothesis and narrowing down date to 12.800-12.900yrs ago
1:42:37 Randall mentions gratification as he theorized this 25yrs ago and Joe asks how he became so obsessed with this
1:52:58 What this all means for our species, on a larger scale, big picture, according to Randall
1:53:41 Emerging evidence human population crashed during Younger Dryas
1:55:16 Book of Matthew interesting quote where Jesus talk about what the end of days will look like, what it implies
1:58:33 The moral to all of this, what should we do in terms of consumption of Earth's resources and what to direct our collective efforts at
2:01:34 Error of gradualism in the environmental movement
2:03:27 We'd be fucked without Jupiter
2:03:53 Sacred Geometry and Freemasonry
2:06:58 Difference between modern and ancient architecture, ''textbooks in stone''
2:08:48 What is the Masonic Order, 'secrets of Freemasons', Masonic traditions
2:12:30 Freemasons as custodians of ancient symbolism, Noah's ark, acacia tree, DMT
2:16:15 DMT as a boon to mankind and the mistake of criminalizing it
2:21:34 Climatic optimum after population crash/ Ice Age
2:25:14 Climate shifts again into neo-glaciation, 6000yrs ago
2:27:40 Traumatic effect on consciousness as result of surviving near-extinction event, perhaps gene-deep
2:29:44 insert ''aliens'' meme
2:30:26 Responds hypothetically by calling back to the ''7000 generations of modern humans'' point and potential advancements of past civilizations, kicks off from there
2:37:58 Freedom to innovate stifled by bureaucracy, encumbering creative processes
2:40:39 Resistance motivates action
2:42:32 parable about making your own way
2:44:05 Why the name ''Sacred Geometry''
2:44:56 Architecture, geometry, of our solar system is in perfect balance to allow for us to exist; Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune via bucket mechanism deliver Panspermia to Earth
2:50:02 (Hypothetical) New Jerusalem as representation of our solar system, furlongs, horse racing, 7920, miles, numbers math my brain
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2020.07.28 09:00 fnrptr Cosmography - Randall Carlson

I am excited to share a topic that I don't see posted that often. This is an alternative look at Anthropology without bringing in a theory of alien intervention.
Randall Carlson has a vast knowledge that he uses to understand the history of humanity. The First time I was shocked by the evidence he presented was on a Joe Rogan Podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Cp7DrvNLQ
(I will include a table of contents to the above video at the end of this post, i am copy and pasting it from one of the comments on the youtube video)

Anyway, I am excited to find that Randall Carlson is starting his own podcast. In this clip he details what he will be talking about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=129&v=iK5SAlKkJgI

TABLE OF CONTENTS - JRE #606
0:04:16 Homo sapiens idaltu, oldest modern human skeleton> 7000 generations of humans
0:05:45 new discoveries lending credence to Graham Hancock's thesis
0:06:22 Gobekli Tepe
0:07:30 Tunguska Event, speed and kinetic punch
0:08:27 Possible reason for purposely burying of Gobekli Tepe
0:11:15 Cleopatra < Great Pyramids
0:12:28 Scale of potential loss of human civilization due to massive impact event(s)
0:14:20 Oxygen isotopes in Greenland, summit ice core samples
0:17:18 Implications for our modern mainstream model of climate change induced catastrophe
0:24:00 The limited scope of the modern climate change debate/'consensus' view and the danger of that, see 0:38:38
0:26:25 Greenland Ice Sheet project history
0:27:31 Little Ice Age, important context
0:29:00 Two periods of global cooling in the last two thosand years
0:30:32 Holy Grail Quest Stories
0:31:33 Dendrochronologists' discovery of stunted forest growth in northern hemisphere in the period of the Grail Quest for 8-10 years, supported by historical records of the time leading to Justinian Plague
0:33:20 Recovery, brought on by retur of warmth, 900AD, medieval warm period
0:35:06 Cathedral building phenomenon, ended by Little Ice Age, Black plague
0:38:38 Why are we ignoring this evidence? The problem with the IPCC
0:40:59 The real Inconvenient Truth
0:42:00 Eemian interglacial period temperature oscillations
0:42:22 Oboriginal tales past down through oral tradition about sea levels, analyses by archaeologist W. Bruce Massey
0:45:59 Younger Dryas
0:47:56 Rate of sea level rise, not smooth
0:48:43 Late Pleistocene mortality graph, ~120 species of mega mammals went extinct
0:50:00 Dominant hypothesis of ''overkill'' or ''blitzkrieg'' to explain the extinction of the mammoths..
0:52:13 Founding fathers of geology > new school of thought, catastrophism v uniformitarianism
0:54:49 J. Harlen Bretz' proposition of gigantic floods in pacific North West being ignored by peers in 1920
0:56:12 Transition in earth sciences incorporating parts Bretz his findings, but with a modern example that doesn't scale or compare with Bretz' findings; the new dogma
0:59:36 Joe mentions the problem with the ''overkill'' hypothesis and Randall adds to it
1:00:05 One of the many mammoth cemeteries
1:01:50 Joe is spooked by Randall's snorting and tries to play it off by refering to the drawing of the 'ivory floor' of the London docks covered in Siberian mammoth tusks
1:07:07 Joe asks for Randall's desktop wallpaper, Randall keeps him in suspense for a little longer, shows satellite photo instead
1:11:00 Canada didn't exist
1:14:41 The Bering Strait during Ice Age is exposed, connecting Siberia to North America, 14000-15000yrs ago
1:15:54 Indonesia, modern day v Ice Age
1:16:55 Hundreds of stories that parallel the story of Noah, coinciding with the exisiting data
1:19:09 if we accept that the stories are based on real events, what do the parts of the persons with foreknowledge imply?
1:19:53 Europe now v during Ice Age, ~15000 yrs ago
1:20:35 Mt. Jumbo, Missoula, Western Montana, shorelines reaching to tops of the hillside
1:21:27 Latrourelle Falls, Basalt layers
1:23:53 West (boulder) Bar giant current ripples, 50ft high
1:25:54 New trend in evidence, geological community is moving in the direction of Randall's assertion, some of the older guard is defending the idea of the jökulhlaups, group of Canadian geologists, John Shaw et al., are challenging this
1:27:50 Where the water for these massive floods came from, asteroidal impact
1:28:45 Impact craters of the last 10.000 yrs, potentially causing massive tsunami's
1:30:45 Modern consensus view of the Younger Dryas, exact match with Plato's account of the subsiding of Atlantis beneath the waves
1:34:20 Recent research, shock-synthesized hexagonal diamonds in Younger Dryas boundary sediments, micro-diamonds, nuclear glass all correlates with massive cosmic impacts
1:35:40 Overspecialization in modern science, pro's and cons
1:40:02 Listing recent discoveries supporting Younger Dryas cosmic impact hypothesis and narrowing down date to 12.800-12.900yrs ago
1:42:37 Randall mentions gratification as he theorized this 25yrs ago and Joe asks how he became so obsessed with this
1:52:58 What this all means for our species, on a larger scale, big picture, according to Randall
1:53:41 Emerging evidence human population crashed during Younger Dryas
1:55:16 Book of Matthew interesting quote where Jesus talk about what the end of days will look like, what it implies
1:58:33 The moral to all of this, what should we do in terms of consumption of Earth's resources and what to direct our collective efforts at
2:01:34 Error of gradualism in the environmental movement
2:03:27 We'd be fucked without Jupiter
2:03:53 Sacred Geometry and Freemasonry
2:06:58 Difference between modern and ancient architecture, ''textbooks in stone''
2:08:48 What is the Masonic Order, 'secrets of Freemasons', Masonic traditions
2:12:30 Freemasons as custodians of ancient symbolism, Noah's ark, acacia tree, DMT
2:16:15 DMT as a boon to mankind and the mistake of criminalizing it
2:21:34 Climatic optimum after population crash/ Ice Age
2:25:14 Climate shifts again into neo-glaciation, 6000yrs ago
2:27:40 Traumatic effect on consciousness as result of surviving near-extinction event, perhaps gene-deep
2:29:44 insert ''aliens'' meme
2:30:26 Responds hypothetically by calling back to the ''7000 generations of modern humans'' point and potential advancements of past civilizations, kicks off from there
2:37:58 Freedom to innovate stifled by bureaucracy, encumbering creative processes
2:40:39 Resistance motivates action
2:42:32 parable about making your own way
2:44:05 Why the name ''Sacred Geometry''
2:44:56 Architecture, geometry, of our solar system is in perfect balance to allow for us to exist; Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune via bucket mechanism deliver Panspermia to Earth
2:50:02 (Hypothetical) New Jerusalem as representation of our solar system, furlongs, horse racing, 7920, miles, numbers math my brain
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2020.07.28 08:59 fnrptr Cosmography - Randall Carlson

I am excited to share a topic that I don't see posted that often. This is an alternative look at Anthropology without bringing in a theory of alien intervention.
Randall Carlson has a vast knowledge that he uses to understand the history of humanity. The First time I was shocked by the evidence he presented was on a Joe Rogan Podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Cp7DrvNLQ
(I will include a table of contents to the above video at the end of this post, i am copy and pasting it from one of the comments on the youtube video)

Anyway, I am excited to find that Randall Carlson is starting his own podcast. In this clip he details what he will be talking about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=129&v=iK5SAlKkJgI

TABLE OF CONTENTS - JRE #606
0:04:16 Homo sapiens idaltu, oldest modern human skeleton> 7000 generations of humans
0:05:45 new discoveries lending credence to Graham Hancock's thesis
0:06:22 Gobekli Tepe
0:07:30 Tunguska Event, speed and kinetic punch
0:08:27 Possible reason for purposely burying of Gobekli Tepe
0:11:15 Cleopatra < Great Pyramids
0:12:28 Scale of potential loss of human civilization due to massive impact event(s)
0:14:20 Oxygen isotopes in Greenland, summit ice core samples
0:17:18 Implications for our modern mainstream model of climate change induced catastrophe
0:24:00 The limited scope of the modern climate change debate/'consensus' view and the danger of that, see 0:38:38
0:26:25 Greenland Ice Sheet project history
0:27:31 Little Ice Age, important context
0:29:00 Two periods of global cooling in the last two thosand years
0:30:32 Holy Grail Quest Stories
0:31:33 Dendrochronologists' discovery of stunted forest growth in northern hemisphere in the period of the Grail Quest for 8-10 years, supported by historical records of the time leading to Justinian Plague
0:33:20 Recovery, brought on by retur of warmth, 900AD, medieval warm period
0:35:06 Cathedral building phenomenon, ended by Little Ice Age, Black plague
0:38:38 Why are we ignoring this evidence? The problem with the IPCC
0:40:59 The real Inconvenient Truth
0:42:00 Eemian interglacial period temperature oscillations
0:42:22 Oboriginal tales past down through oral tradition about sea levels, analyses by archaeologist W. Bruce Massey
0:45:59 Younger Dryas
0:47:56 Rate of sea level rise, not smooth
0:48:43 Late Pleistocene mortality graph, ~120 species of mega mammals went extinct
0:50:00 Dominant hypothesis of ''overkill'' or ''blitzkrieg'' to explain the extinction of the mammoths..
0:52:13 Founding fathers of geology > new school of thought, catastrophism v uniformitarianism
0:54:49 J. Harlen Bretz' proposition of gigantic floods in pacific North West being ignored by peers in 1920
0:56:12 Transition in earth sciences incorporating parts Bretz his findings, but with a modern example that doesn't scale or compare with Bretz' findings; the new dogma
0:59:36 Joe mentions the problem with the ''overkill'' hypothesis and Randall adds to it
1:00:05 One of the many mammoth cemeteries
1:01:50 Joe is spooked by Randall's snorting and tries to play it off by refering to the drawing of the 'ivory floor' of the London docks covered in Siberian mammoth tusks
1:07:07 Joe asks for Randall's desktop wallpaper, Randall keeps him in suspense for a little longer, shows satellite photo instead
1:11:00 Canada didn't exist
1:14:41 The Bering Strait during Ice Age is exposed, connecting Siberia to North America, 14000-15000yrs ago
1:15:54 Indonesia, modern day v Ice Age
1:16:55 Hundreds of stories that parallel the story of Noah, coinciding with the exisiting data
1:19:09 if we accept that the stories are based on real events, what do the parts of the persons with foreknowledge imply?
1:19:53 Europe now v during Ice Age, ~15000 yrs ago
1:20:35 Mt. Jumbo, Missoula, Western Montana, shorelines reaching to tops of the hillside
1:21:27 Latrourelle Falls, Basalt layers
1:23:53 West (boulder) Bar giant current ripples, 50ft high
1:25:54 New trend in evidence, geological community is moving in the direction of Randall's assertion, some of the older guard is defending the idea of the jökulhlaups, group of Canadian geologists, John Shaw et al., are challenging this
1:27:50 Where the water for these massive floods came from, asteroidal impact
1:28:45 Impact craters of the last 10.000 yrs, potentially causing massive tsunami's
1:30:45 Modern consensus view of the Younger Dryas, exact match with Plato's account of the subsiding of Atlantis beneath the waves
1:34:20 Recent research, shock-synthesized hexagonal diamonds in Younger Dryas boundary sediments, micro-diamonds, nuclear glass all correlates with massive cosmic impacts
1:35:40 Overspecialization in modern science, pro's and cons
1:40:02 Listing recent discoveries supporting Younger Dryas cosmic impact hypothesis and narrowing down date to 12.800-12.900yrs ago
1:42:37 Randall mentions gratification as he theorized this 25yrs ago and Joe asks how he became so obsessed with this
1:52:58 What this all means for our species, on a larger scale, big picture, according to Randall
1:53:41 Emerging evidence human population crashed during Younger Dryas
1:55:16 Book of Matthew interesting quote where Jesus talk about what the end of days will look like, what it implies
1:58:33 The moral to all of this, what should we do in terms of consumption of Earth's resources and what to direct our collective efforts at
2:01:34 Error of gradualism in the environmental movement
2:03:27 We'd be fucked without Jupiter
2:03:53 Sacred Geometry and Freemasonry
2:06:58 Difference between modern and ancient architecture, ''textbooks in stone''
2:08:48 What is the Masonic Order, 'secrets of Freemasons', Masonic traditions
2:12:30 Freemasons as custodians of ancient symbolism, Noah's ark, acacia tree, DMT
2:16:15 DMT as a boon to mankind and the mistake of criminalizing it
2:21:34 Climatic optimum after population crash/ Ice Age
2:25:14 Climate shifts again into neo-glaciation, 6000yrs ago
2:27:40 Traumatic effect on consciousness as result of surviving near-extinction event, perhaps gene-deep
2:29:44 insert ''aliens'' meme
2:30:26 Responds hypothetically by calling back to the ''7000 generations of modern humans'' point and potential advancements of past civilizations, kicks off from there
2:37:58 Freedom to innovate stifled by bureaucracy, encumbering creative processes
2:40:39 Resistance motivates action
2:42:32 parable about making your own way
2:44:05 Why the name ''Sacred Geometry''
2:44:56 Architecture, geometry, of our solar system is in perfect balance to allow for us to exist; Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune via bucket mechanism deliver Panspermia to Earth
2:50:02 (Hypothetical) New Jerusalem as representation of our solar system, furlongs, horse racing, 7920, miles, numbers math my brain
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2020.07.28 08:58 fnrptr Cosmography - Randall Carlson

I am excited to share a topic that I don't see posted that often. This is an alternative look at Anthropology without bringing in a theory of alien intervention.
Randall Carlson has a vast knowledge that he uses to understand the history of humanity. The First time I was shocked by the evidence he presented was on a Joe Rogan Podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Cp7DrvNLQ
(I will include a table of contents to the above video at the end of this post, i am copy and pasting it from one of the comments on the youtube video)

Anyway, I am excited to find that Randall Carlson is starting his own podcast. In this clip he details what he will be talking about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=129&v=iK5SAlKkJgI

TABLE OF CONTENTS - JRE #606
0:04:16 Homo sapiens idaltu, oldest modern human skeleton> 7000 generations of humans
0:05:45 new discoveries lending credence to Graham Hancock's thesis
0:06:22 Gobekli Tepe
0:07:30 Tunguska Event, speed and kinetic punch
0:08:27 Possible reason for purposely burying of Gobekli Tepe
0:11:15 Cleopatra < Great Pyramids
0:12:28 Scale of potential loss of human civilization due to massive impact event(s)
0:14:20 Oxygen isotopes in Greenland, summit ice core samples
0:17:18 Implications for our modern mainstream model of climate change induced catastrophe
0:24:00 The limited scope of the modern climate change debate/'consensus' view and the danger of that, see 0:38:38
0:26:25 Greenland Ice Sheet project history
0:27:31 Little Ice Age, important context
0:29:00 Two periods of global cooling in the last two thosand years
0:30:32 Holy Grail Quest Stories
0:31:33 Dendrochronologists' discovery of stunted forest growth in northern hemisphere in the period of the Grail Quest for 8-10 years, supported by historical records of the time leading to Justinian Plague
0:33:20 Recovery, brought on by retur of warmth, 900AD, medieval warm period
0:35:06 Cathedral building phenomenon, ended by Little Ice Age, Black plague
0:38:38 Why are we ignoring this evidence? The problem with the IPCC
0:40:59 The real Inconvenient Truth
0:42:00 Eemian interglacial period temperature oscillations
0:42:22 Oboriginal tales past down through oral tradition about sea levels, analyses by archaeologist W. Bruce Massey
0:45:59 Younger Dryas
0:47:56 Rate of sea level rise, not smooth
0:48:43 Late Pleistocene mortality graph, ~120 species of mega mammals went extinct
0:50:00 Dominant hypothesis of ''overkill'' or ''blitzkrieg'' to explain the extinction of the mammoths..
0:52:13 Founding fathers of geology > new school of thought, catastrophism v uniformitarianism
0:54:49 J. Harlen Bretz' proposition of gigantic floods in pacific North West being ignored by peers in 1920
0:56:12 Transition in earth sciences incorporating parts Bretz his findings, but with a modern example that doesn't scale or compare with Bretz' findings; the new dogma
0:59:36 Joe mentions the problem with the ''overkill'' hypothesis and Randall adds to it
1:00:05 One of the many mammoth cemeteries
1:01:50 Joe is spooked by Randall's snorting and tries to play it off by refering to the drawing of the 'ivory floor' of the London docks covered in Siberian mammoth tusks
1:07:07 Joe asks for Randall's desktop wallpaper, Randall keeps him in suspense for a little longer, shows satellite photo instead
1:11:00 Canada didn't exist
1:14:41 The Bering Strait during Ice Age is exposed, connecting Siberia to North America, 14000-15000yrs ago
1:15:54 Indonesia, modern day v Ice Age
1:16:55 Hundreds of stories that parallel the story of Noah, coinciding with the exisiting data
1:19:09 if we accept that the stories are based on real events, what do the parts of the persons with foreknowledge imply?
1:19:53 Europe now v during Ice Age, ~15000 yrs ago
1:20:35 Mt. Jumbo, Missoula, Western Montana, shorelines reaching to tops of the hillside
1:21:27 Latrourelle Falls, Basalt layers
1:23:53 West (boulder) Bar giant current ripples, 50ft high
1:25:54 New trend in evidence, geological community is moving in the direction of Randall's assertion, some of the older guard is defending the idea of the jökulhlaups, group of Canadian geologists, John Shaw et al., are challenging this
1:27:50 Where the water for these massive floods came from, asteroidal impact
1:28:45 Impact craters of the last 10.000 yrs, potentially causing massive tsunami's
1:30:45 Modern consensus view of the Younger Dryas, exact match with Plato's account of the subsiding of Atlantis beneath the waves
1:34:20 Recent research, shock-synthesized hexagonal diamonds in Younger Dryas boundary sediments, micro-diamonds, nuclear glass all correlates with massive cosmic impacts
1:35:40 Overspecialization in modern science, pro's and cons
1:40:02 Listing recent discoveries supporting Younger Dryas cosmic impact hypothesis and narrowing down date to 12.800-12.900yrs ago
1:42:37 Randall mentions gratification as he theorized this 25yrs ago and Joe asks how he became so obsessed with this
1:52:58 What this all means for our species, on a larger scale, big picture, according to Randall
1:53:41 Emerging evidence human population crashed during Younger Dryas
1:55:16 Book of Matthew interesting quote where Jesus talk about what the end of days will look like, what it implies
1:58:33 The moral to all of this, what should we do in terms of consumption of Earth's resources and what to direct our collective efforts at
2:01:34 Error of gradualism in the environmental movement
2:03:27 We'd be fucked without Jupiter
2:03:53 Sacred Geometry and Freemasonry
2:06:58 Difference between modern and ancient architecture, ''textbooks in stone''
2:08:48 What is the Masonic Order, 'secrets of Freemasons', Masonic traditions
2:12:30 Freemasons as custodians of ancient symbolism, Noah's ark, acacia tree, DMT
2:16:15 DMT as a boon to mankind and the mistake of criminalizing it
2:21:34 Climatic optimum after population crash/ Ice Age
2:25:14 Climate shifts again into neo-glaciation, 6000yrs ago
2:27:40 Traumatic effect on consciousness as result of surviving near-extinction event, perhaps gene-deep
2:29:44 insert ''aliens'' meme
2:30:26 Responds hypothetically by calling back to the ''7000 generations of modern humans'' point and potential advancements of past civilizations, kicks off from there
2:37:58 Freedom to innovate stifled by bureaucracy, encumbering creative processes
2:40:39 Resistance motivates action
2:42:32 parable about making your own way
2:44:05 Why the name ''Sacred Geometry''
2:44:56 Architecture, geometry, of our solar system is in perfect balance to allow for us to exist; Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune via bucket mechanism deliver Panspermia to Earth
2:50:02 (Hypothetical) New Jerusalem as representation of our solar system, furlongs, horse racing, 7920, miles, numbers math my brain
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